Caption this...
 

...better than I can.


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Long: "You're hired!"

rofl at "Theodore Long conducts interviews for an ass"

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Full title: Theodore Long conducts interview for an ass-shooter replacement.

Theodore Long conducts interviews for an ass-double in the new X Rated WWE Films extravaganza, "San Francisco Shooters"

Yeah so uh... what's this all about?

I ain't watched Smackdown in a while, but I hear these two are in love or summit?

Smackdown sucks, and is even gayer because now I wont be able to see Edge.

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Long: Why are you looking at me like that? What do you mean I look like a peanut? I'm so glad you're bulimic, girl.

It should also be pointed out the irony of the term "Condemned" in the background. That's how I would feel if I were a part of the angle.

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The guy putting the title on the clip felt it necessary to point out what type of person Teddy Long works for :shifty:

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Long: Did you just fart?

Kristal: Hehe, yeah

Long: Am I going to have to smack-a-bitch?

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Kristal: OK, Teddy, our sexual chemistry doesn't come off on-screen, so I'm going to try and say something that will make you hot.

Teddy: Whatever we can do to get the best results...Go for it.

Kristal: Don't I look like the black woman from Star Trek?

Teddy: Do you think I watch Star Trek just because I wear glasses?

Kristal: ........

I only have two things to say.

1) Kristal is so fucking hot.

2) This angle is so fucking retarded.

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Full Title of Movie: Theodore Long conducts interviews for an ass-spanker, on those cold, lonely nights...

Seek