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Matt Hardy's "Will Not Die-aries"
Another new thing on WWE.com, now he's talking about taking on Edge for the title.
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackd...diearies051407 Lol "world's biggest legdrop." Eat it, Hogan. |
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(At next week's meeting):
Vince: Matt? I wanted the crazy stoner guy! Booker: But sir, you said "push Hardy...." I just assumed you wanted the one who had a history with Edge. Vince: What the Hell are you talking about? |
Vince: History? What the fuck is that?
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December to Dismember
Paul: Mr.McMahon we got an Elimination Chamber match as the main event which will feat. RVD, Punk, Lashley, Sabu... Vince: WT...hell you mean the guy we got from TNA. Paul: Yes Sir. Vince: The guy with a stupid ring attire. Paul: Yes Sir. Vince: The Guy with bad looks and only great high flying manuvers and class A wrestling skills. Paul: But sir you said he is a nice... Vince: Shut up! I asked does he have bad looks and a lame body? Paul: Yes Sir. Vince: Dammit! He is not gonna main event our show. Gotta find a replacement. Matt approaches Vince. Vince: Lol! you are the guy who got pinned by a single legged wrestler. Get outta my face. Vince to Paul: Get me Funaki. Paul: Sir but he is on Smackdown! Vince: Dammit! lousy brand expansions. Hardcore Holly is standing in a q to get into the bathroom. Vince: Yo Sparky! I know you S.O.B what are you doing here. Holly: Well I am on ECW. Vince: Dammit! who the... Paul: But sir he has a new gimmic... Vince: Excuses! You're FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!! Holly: Who me? Vince: Dammit the bald guy with a cap. Paul: Me sir. Vince: Are you Heyman? Paul: Yes Si... Vince: You're Fired!!!!! |
:lol: at the idea of Vince talking like how a retarded tweener types.
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he really does suck.
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