Official ECW on SciFi Thread (5/15/2007): Handicapped Havok
 

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Less than a week before his title defense against Bobby Lashley at Judgment Day, ECW World Champion Mr. McMahon will stack the deck against his challenger. Last week, the Chairman looked like he was sending a message to Lashley when he, with the help of Shane McMahon and Umaga, crushed Rob Van Dam in a 3-on-1 Handicap Match. Last night on Raw, he outsmarted Lashley when he violated his own no-touch rule. (For several weeks, Lashley was not allowed to touch Mr. McMahon, his son Shane or Umaga unless he was physically provoked. If he did, he would lose his title rematch.) Ultimately, Lashley was left in a heap on Raw after a sneak attack and blow to the head with the ECW World Title by Mr. McMahon.
This week, in a prelude to the 3-on-1 Handicap Rematch for the ECW World Title at Judgment Day, Mr. McMahon has ordered Lashley to face all three members of the New Breed – Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von, and Matt Striker – in a Handicap Match. Will Lashley be able the overcome these odds with his title rematch just days away? Or will the New Breed leave the courageous former Army sergeant weakened and easy pickings for the Chairman-Champion and his vultures? Find out on ECW on Sci Fi.
Last week, it also looked like Mr. McMahon had succeeded in destroying the spirit of the original ECW when he, his son Shane and Umaga, bulldozed RVD. Will RVD be able to rebound when he faces the monstrous Snitsky?
Elijah Burke gained some revenge on CM Punk when he cost the Straightedge Superstar his match against Marcus Cor Von and helped damage his ribs. What will be the latest round of one-upmanship between two of ECW’s brightest young stars as their encounter at Judgment Day approaches?
Find out the answers to these pressing questions and more on ECW on Sci Fi Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

Vince is PIMPIN.

booo yah? wtf man.

Lashley/Cor Von is a fued for the ages.

Shut up, Vince is better than you.

pfft, don't start BDC. You couldn't pimp the Durag.

Lashley v Brown will be cool. Here comes RVD, I bet he is going to bitch about Sabu being gone.

lol, they're just using the Smackdown set now?

Yes I could. Yeah I got a durag, a Royal's cap with the hologram still on so I can be thuggin' or pimpin' or ballin' or whateverin'.

That esurance chick looks like Kano's type.

Crownroyal'n.

You mean not really existing?

I would like to see Stevie Ray v. Monty Brown of as I like to call it Fruit booty v. Hippophant.

Of course.

Sweet, Polock fight.

SNITTTSKYYYYYY.... jesus, back-acne. Gonna puke.

Which Polock will win, Snitski or Van Dam?

Snitsky is a shitty hybrid of Kane and Mike Awesome.

IVAN PUTSKI.

Pure evil with MAN NIPPLES.

So the RVD Job-Out Tour begins.

Can you imagine Snitsky in HD? Jesus-fuck.

That started last week.

So not jobbing, just buried. Okay. Good times.

Um. Ow.

His addiction, is douchebaggery.

His addiction, being better than you.

St. Jimmy, quit spamming.

I'm not spamming, I'm spitting out intellectual witticisms on 1st grade level.

Nice match, good psychology.

So are they offically just using the Smackdown entrance like Velocity now?