Smackdown spoilers from Baltimore
 

Smackdown spoilers from Baltimore

Tonight's show was TERRIBLE. How can you have a primetime tv show on a Friday night, and have no announced main event ?? Here's the rundown:

Dark match
Chuck Palumbo pinned Daivari

Smackdown started... matches may be out of order, but correct results

MVP pinned Matt Hardy after a good 20 minute match

Kendrick/London/Yang beat Deuce + Domino/Chavo Guerrero when Yang pinned Guerrero

Mark Henry pinned Funaki

Ashley Massaro introduced Ozzy Osbourne, who did his new single (awesome performance, the only reason to even watch the show this Friday)

The Miz pinned Christian York (yes, they actually put this match after Henry's squash)

Kane (with Boogeyman and little boogey) pinned William Regal (with Dave Taylor)

Chris Benoit beat Finley by DQ when MVP attacked him and beat him down

Theodore Long introduced Edge, who berated the crowd, then said he'd accept any challenge, anytime, anywhere..... Long said he would hold him to that statement at which time Batista came out for a staredown

They started tearing the ring down to setup for ECW, and Ozzy came back out and did Crazy Train . After his performance, we left the show. After such a poor Smackdown, we didn't wanna sit through the ECW Vince show. I do know the dark match main event was announced as Benoit/Batista vs. Edge/MVP. Sorry for not having ECW results

Troy Snyder
York, PA
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*Source: wrestlingobserver.com

I'm usually not one to pull this card...

...but DAMN that sounds like a vomit-inspiring show. Hardy/MVP sounds like the highlight.

Mark Henry vs Funaki.............


WTF!

Yeah, that will make Mark Henry look really tough.

Fuck, I could squash Funaki and not look tough.

“Dees ees Funaki gost...Smackdown dead announc-ah!”

......Wait, wasn't a new tag team going to debut this week?

The pidget could squash Funaki...

Don't fill WWE creative with thoughts of continuity.

I'd rather not see another redneck team, thank you. Paul London & Brian Kendrick need to win the WWE Tag Team Championship back ASAP. I'd love to see Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Chavo Guerrero and Gregory Helms trade the WWE Tag Team and WWE Cruiserweight Championships back and forth between them.

The six-man sounds fun, Hardy vs. MVP sounds awesome, and Chris Benoit vs. Finlay should be good. Mike Mizanin vs. Christian York will probably be good for a squash. The rest is yucky. Batista bores me, and Mark Henry is fine if he's not facing guys I care more about than him.

Who the fuck is Funaki?!

lol, a newborn could probably squash Funaki!

Damn, Smackdown is getting more fucked up every fuckin week.