2.000th Post Extravaganza of Obscurity
 

Whoo, 2,000 posts. That means I am now approximately 0.02% as cool as Kane Knight. I am going places.

So, here's my offering: name any obscure WWF/E wrestler since 1990, and I'll tell you what, if anything, I remember about them.

Max Moon

Congrats. :y:

The Headbangers.

During a match that featured him, the commentators "took a phone call from Mike Tyson." He proceeded to wonder "when does Max show his Moon." Also, my brother laughs hysterically whenever I bring this up.

Royal Rumble 2000, one of them came to the ring wearing big pointy fuzzy boobies, which caused Lawler to further obsess about naked Mae Young.

During a match featuring the Bolshieviks on some PPV my brother and I had rented, my dad saw him and showed me a picture of his uncle, who looked just like him.

Alex The Pug Portoue

Acctaully, you are 2% a cool as Kane Knight, learn how to use percentages...well techically 1.979% as cool. But on the birght side you are 9.026% as cool as me.

I rather thought that sounded wrong, thanks. :y:

Ah, I got nothing on that one.

TEKNO TEAM 2000!!!!!!

Judy Bagwell?

Couple of retards in shiny suits that I only ever saw on some Saturday morning show? Guessing they were dressed-up jobbers?

On A Pole.

Gillberg

Mike Modest

:foc::mad::foc::mad::foc:

TEKNO TEAM 2000 RULED ALL!!!!!

*posts*

Waylon Mercy.

TL Hopper

By the way, coolness is inversely proportional to post count.

You're on a slipperly slope, there.

Fortunately, one of CC's socks is like 500000 miles ahead of you. ;)

Nice work.

Freddie Joe Floyd.

Tiger Ali Singh

Puke. :shifty:

Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz.

Razor Ramon.

Isaac Yankem

Took me a while to remember this guy; he gave me a "wtf" sort of quality, and I can't believe he ever had visible matches. I remember him wrestling Diesel, might have been on Raw, and thinking "who is this fool and why does he have a title shot."

I'm blank on this one.

Sadly, I never really got to see him do anything, and I mostly know him from hearing tales.

Don't remember him as TL Hopper, he was cool as Uncle Cletus though.

Don't male things up, they'd never have a guy called Puke in WWE. :shifty: