Shitty things you might have never realised Part II
 

The Alpha Male of the MNM group, Johnny Nitro is a cruiserweight. Most of the time he weighs below 220 lbs. Most of the time.

The richest prize in the company was renamed simply as the World Championship when Rey Mysterio was holding the title last year.

Edge's dream came 3 years late. Edge dreamed to become the World Heavyweight Champion way back in 2004. Landed up becoming the Wwe Champion in 2006. Finally in 2007 after def. The deadman a 3 year old quest to become the World Heavyweight Champion came to an end.

The official downfall of Nick Dinsmore took place on Monday Night Raw when he lost a match to Edge via submission. The Submission move was called the modified Sharpshooter as per good old J.R.

Dude Extreme makes worthless posts.

Well, it's as obscure as the shit he posts.

I never realized this! THIS IS SO BIZZZZZAREEEE! I agree Don.

Linkin Park's initials are LP, which also refers to a type of record.

Columbus wasn't trying to prove the Earth was round. In fact, the concept was well-Known, but it was believed the ocean was too big to sail. Columbus found some lying shmuck to do some dirty math, and a legend was born.

Steel can melt and warp in a fire.

Alienoid has only written four angles in his entire tenure on TPWW.

Michael Moore was involved with "Bowling for Columbine."

Triple H Stands for Hunter Hearst Helmsley, but that's nto his real name.

Monkeys learn sign language so they can say "I love you" to dolphins.

John Cena cut a rap album.

Maybe we should send micheal moore into iraq since he knows so f***ing much

I don't hear you volunteering.

Dude Extreme=Matt Boone

Hey did ya know the "squared-circle" isn't near a circle at all?? It's actually a square!!!

I reckon a squared circle would be a sphere anyway.

I guess Impact almost has a squared circle, since their ring looks more like a circle than WWE's ring.

Hulk Hogan literally means a bulky hut made of mud.

Look it up.

Then let the jokes commence.

Fourfifty is named after Dave Wadding's pants size.

The World Heavyweight Championship doesn't even have five years of history on it yet, so all this talk about it being a lifelong dream is just bullshit.

Eugene, CM Punk and Bryan Danielson were all trained (in part) by William Regal, either in storyline terms or in real life. What fun lessons those would have been.

Kane Knight has lost pretty much every argument he has had with Alienoid06 recently, and insults my creative writing abilities because he is an envious bastard. :p

Snakes have been known to slither.

Nick Patrick is a second generation wrestler, who had his career cut short due to injury, thus became a referee.

A bulky hut made of mud actually had a better match.

NWA Pacific Northwest Legend Beauregarde is actually the first pro wrestler to have a full length music album, venturing into the world of music a long, long time before Macho Man Randy Savage, Chris Jericho, John Cena, etc.

Of course, still after Beauregarde I believe, Freddie Blassie did have a hit single with the song, 'Pencil Neck Geek'. He does perform it on those now infamous DVD's that feature King Kong Bundy, Nikolai Volkoff, Jimmy Snuka and The Mighty Maccabee :shifty:

:rofl:

Loopydate's real name is Lou P. Daight

....What ever happened to that dude anyways?

Wrong and wrong. Especially since I write things people actually...You know...Read.

Kane Knight, Alienoid, lets agree to disagree. You are both wrong.

Not arguing with the retard is what got him into this cycle of "I've outargued you!" In the first place.

Meh. But whatever. 'Noid's a joke.

Bananas have four times as much protein as apples.

Sid shit his pants at Mania.

That's the shittiest thing.... Oh, wait, you said that people never realized, my bad.

























Hey DMac. :wave:

Hello Mr Pot, have you met Mr Kettle?

I'll accept that I am a joke, if it will make you happy, but that has to be the most blatant case of "pot, meet kettle" I have ever seen.

Underware is fun to wear.
You're welcome!

Shitty underwear?

Not even a Shit Face can cause Taker to lose at Mania!

I hear he's in a Golden Shower match next year. Maybe it'll phase him long enough to lose.

Nah, The Streak is like Matt Hardy...

...gay?

No, that's Mark Henry.

How brutally destructive Cena's STFU looks

One shitty thing I might have never realized is that I should start saying "leaving a shit" instead of "taking a shit" because I've never actually taken shit anywhere with me....unless you count that time I picked up Hulk Hogan hitchhiking.

Ok, I realized that never happened, but it would be shitty. Cheap self-tanning lotions stain leather upholstry...and so do assholes.