Someone please help this man... [Timo Tolkki]
 

<font color=969696>STRATOVARIUS guitarist Timo Tolkki continues to entertain the metal masses with his hilarious online postings. Check out the following masterpiece (dated Feb. 20):

"World peace, tolerance to other people's feelings and opinions, systematically refusing to cooperate with EVIL, world without armies, world without hate, love... My eyes have opened finally. These ****ing things are just UTOPIA. They can never be achieved. I was once stupid because I honestly, wholeheartedly believed that these things could be achieved and that we human beings could learn from the past and just live in peace. I've got news for you baby, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. So why not just have good time, you never know when your days are numbered. It could be tomorrow you know! So don't wait ANY MORE! MAKE YOUR LIFE A MASTERPIECE! MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! **** EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO STOP YOU!! ADOLF HITLER IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE WORLD. I ****ED HIM LAST NIGHT. WE ARE ALL HITLER AND WE ARE ALL CHRIST. AND HITLER IS WINNING!!"

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:( Get well soon Timo..</font>

<font color=teal>(8)You're no Jesus, you're no fu</>cking Elvis(8)

That reminded me of that song.</font>

I loved the way their webmaster said he was going to continue to post all this stuff as long as he keeps getting paid...

<font color=969696>Here's another post by Timo on the same topic:

Key to the universe is love?
HORSESHIT!
Love doesn´t help when you have someone like HITLER against you.
Sorry, I do not share your optimism.
Mankind as a collective has lost the way and is UNBELIEVABLY stupid.
Not that I care anymore.
Couldn´t ****ing care less anymore.
My man Wilhelm Reich was right.
We humans are just animals, actually worse than animals.</font>

<font color=969696>Then someone replies:

It always amuses me when people say things like this, because more often than not they mean "everyone but me."

Timo's reply to that:

I wrote "we".
I am an animal too.
But I am well read animal.
I know more than you guys about life.
I know some secrets.

Poster reply:

This isn't mean to be an insult, but there is a difference between being well read and being intelligent.

Timo's reply:

Trust me man.
I know more than you about things.
Just follow me and I show you the WAY.

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he soudns pretty gone, anyway to get hold of the band mates and get them to help? :
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The man is a great guitarist, but really now... what the fu</>ck?

<font color=969696>Last time they tried that, he fired them.</font>

I dunno, when musicians go crazy, it can be a good thing. He hired that female opera singer as a vocalist, which could be an interesting change for the band, I'm somewhat excited about that. I'm hoping his insanity can produce some awesome material for the band.

Gotta look at things positively. :shifty:

But he's a bit right, we're all more or less evil, the world where we live in will NEVER be a paradise.

This is assuming he can write an album before someone commits him. :p

<font color=969696>Female opera singer? You obviously haven't heard her... :vomit:</font>