Melina is the greatest women's champion ever.
 

There I said it. She just has it. 1) She is hot as fuck. 2) She can fucking go in the ring. 3) She has a unquie understanding of character and selling.

I love all the extra things she does in the ring, she is hilarious. I love how she will be fucking vicious in the ring, choking her opponent out. The ref breaks it up, and she makes that "O, me. I'm sorry sir" face, then right back to being vicious and on the attack.

Plus, she is hot and not blonde.

I fell asleep halfway through that. Now, what did you say about that rodent?

Kane Knight, I'm starting to think you are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay that hasn't been discussed in the Bible. But seriously, Melina is awesome.

I'm seriously starting to question the straightness of this whole board, after people rag on Melina, think that Kristal is hot, and prefer the vapid, cookie-cutter appearance of Maria.

Melina's only problem is when they try to dress her up too much. A lot of her "looks" have been grade-A stupid... but that fits her gimmick of a snobbish Hollywood attention whore. With Ariel gone, she's back to being the hottest one on the list; plus she could kick any of those other bitches' asses.

No, I think Victoria could take her. I would probably jerk off to that match.

besides her troll face, yes, she has a good body and good moves

Yeah, forgot about her.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/me...?cid=WWEADP-47

:drool:

Totally. Plus, when they let Victoria go psycho, it is awesome. Maybe they could start a fued.

They need to put Victora back with Stevie and have them feud with Nitro and Melina. Throw the IC title in there, Stevie deserves it.

I'm starting to question the competency of your optimologist.

I love how everyone here slams WWE for having too many blonde Barbie Doll Divas, and then talk shit on the ones that AREN'T.

Well I liked Molly Holly. Does that count?

No. She was blonde for a while. :shifty:

That does remind me though... I don't think Melina is as good as Molly, but they plus Victoria are definitely the top 3.

I think I need to add them to my sig, actually. There's far too much sausage there.

No Trish?

Trish is so cliche.

If you must know, this is the top 5:

5: Trish
4: Ivory
3: Melina
2: Victoria
1: Molly

(Thanks 4.0 :y:</>)

Melina is fucking mediocre. You're basically calling her hot because she does slutty things, and that triggers the sex center of your brain.

As for my sexuality, well, it ain't nothing I haven't made patently clear on the boards before. But then, I'm convinced this entire board is thick as shit....

By that logic, anyone who talks shit about WWE must love TNA, because it's not WWE.

Seriously.

You have a point, and I'll revise.

I love how everyone here slams WWE for having too many blonde Barbie Doll Divas, and when they get a woman or two that ISN'T one, talk shit about her and how she isn't as hot as the blonde Barbie Doll Divas.

Which would be like talking shit about WWE, but then saying TNA is shit and should be more like WWE. Which people do. And which is also stupid.

Which is why people hate Molly, Victoria, and Gail Kim so much. They were just too non-Barbie for us. :|

Seriously, this seems to be an argument with no real factual basis. Or, more appropriately, a stretched factual basis that relies on taking too many things assumed as fact, and creating a mainstay based onf a few people. People who may or may not have said both things.

You're more or less saying that this board used to be pro Kennedy but turned on it, because the 4-5 people who have always hated Kennedy said something bad, now.

Which is different from saying we're hypocrites for not liking TNA just because it's an alternative to WWE, but in roughly the same area, still.

You really make it hard for someone to talk without thinking around here. :mad:

I'm going to agree that Melina is the best women's champ since Sable. And i mean that as far as entertaining. She is different, creative, and that yelling she does in and outside the ring is fucking hilarious to me. They need to keep the title on and off of her and Mickie. The other girls are just a waist of a salary cap.

Actually, i think Torrie could play a "Paris Hilton/stuck up, rich" type character and hold the title if she can improve her wrestling skills.

The idea of anything going on and off Melina and Mickie greatly appeals to me. :naughty:

Wait, you don't mean, like, to the bathroom, right?

lol hell yea. I can just imagine a team of Torrie and Melina being the "Hollywood" Divas, not the WWE in like a storyline type thing. They can show promos of them insulting people, going to clubs, driving in limo's, etc. It could blow up more than you think.

Amyhow, I don't think that's true. The number of people who respond to me without thinking is mind boggling.

Or maybe they just go above and beyond.

I'd rather see Jillian jump to Raw and team with Melina. She has the "pop singer" gimmick going on, and also has a history with Melina. Jillian is also the best blonde chick they have.

Fixed it for ya

...yeaaaahhh... You know, I think you're right. :y:

Ya you'd better think i'm right :p

Dunno, I think Trish is the best womens champ ever as it stands, but give Melina some time and she might surpass her. She's not ugly, either. You guys are ridic.

The reason I put the others over Trish is because they became great champions on their own merits. Trish has been the golden girl Diva for WWE ever since 2001; and she's basically been the "standby" champion more than once. Fuck, she even took the belt to the DL with her. She hasn't really added much to the title except a name for others to knock off. Victoria, Melina, Ivory, and especially Molly brought unique personality to the title.

And theme music that doesn't make me long for the sweet embrace of death.

Trish as heel champ was sweet.

Also, her feuds with Victoria, Mickie James, and Lita churned out some good material. I really don't understand why people blew their load over Molly Holly. She was pretty good in the ring, but she just seemed pretty 'blah' to me.

Meh, I hated Trish's heel turn. Seemed extremely phony to me.

People blow over Molly because she is the most technically sound woman WWE has had in years, and because she is attractive in a more three-dimensional way than the usual WWE eyecandy, and does it without slutting it up.

Trish is the best.

THAT I agree with.

You're telling me that Trish turning on Jericho to side with Christian seemed phony? I thought that was phenomonal.

Also, Molly's really not that hot. Really. Not that it should matter, because she's a great wrestler...but really.

Ok... I shall rephrase.

Trish's heel turn was good.
Her heel run sucked on toast.

Dunno, I much preferred Trish as a heel.