Dumbest name in "major label" wrestling today.
 

I don't give a shit how gay the guys wrestling in your neighbor's back yard are, or in some fed that only 6 people watch. So no Mickey Mouse leagues. Hell, I barely count TNA.

I've gotta say Samoa Joe. Samoa...Joe? That makes "Brother Runt" look creative.

I'd say Shark Boy, but he's not supposed to be taken seriously. You know, like Cruiserweights and Cena's opponents.

I still think that "Too Cold Scorpio" and "CM Punk" are the stupidest wrestler names I've ever heard.

CM Punk Is gay

The Great Khali.
Hornswoggle(sp?).

Just to name a couple.

Hardcore Holly.

Hornswoggle wouldn't be such a bad name if it hadn't replaced the perfect "Little Bastard."

Micheal Cole

I really like Samoa Joe, 2 Cold Scoprio, and CM Punk's names. I perfer Dalip Singh to The Great Khali but the worst wrestling name ever has to be Brutus The Barber Beefcake, What the fuck is a hair stylist wrestling for?

I've hated that name the day he changed it. What a stupid name

Also the Ultimate Warrior is a really stupid name too

You ask this when WWE has had a clown, a tax accountant, a hockey player, a cologne-shilling fashion model, a truck driver, a garbage man, a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman, a repo man, and a slew of cowboys working for them? At least the "barber" business makes sense; you beat a guy, then you humiliate him by making him look like an ass. Makes more sense than beating a guy and then auditing him or taking out his garbage, wouldn't you say?

:lol: Point earned hahaha

Samoa Joe

Fiji Fred could not be reached for comment

Any wrestler who uses a name that does'nt sound realalistic. Rhyno, Sting, The Undertaker, X-pac, and as much as I like him, Edge. I realize wrestling is on some levels not supposed to be realalistic, but I think it would help the legitimacy of it as a sport if more wrestlers went by more real sounding names.

"The Great" Kahli. He's not great at all. :shifty:

Originally I didn't like the name "Samoe Joe," either, but since then it has grown on me, especially when you actually think about it.

The name could be a tribute to Samoan Joe, who was a babyface wrestler in New Zealand and Australia. Plus the name was used for a restaurant in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels," wasn't it? It is much better than a lot of names out there today.

The Great Khali is pretty bad.

He could have a talk show called 'Samoa Joe's' and give everyone fruity cocktails, then Black Machismo would come in and set a man on fire.

(Note, if you haven't seen lock, stock, that's probably lost on you)

Are you sure WWE ever had a truck driver? Doesn't seem like it. I'm pretty sure you're thinking of WCW. That was Big Fred(or something like that. Big something. the same guy as Bastion Booger), and Blacktop Bully(who was, of course, also said repo man).

Diesel

"The Phenomenal" AJ Styles. :roll:

What the hell's so "phenomenal" about him?:wtf:

I was about to call bullshit until I looked at OWW, Alienoid. I can't believe there was actually a Samoan Joe. I don't think it's a tribute though.

As for my pick of worst name, there's a few, but I'll have to go with A-Train.

Uh, New Jack.

You are correct, sir. :y:

Ask Rico. ;)

Woah. Woah. Woah. Was that the gimmick!? All this time I had no idea the Diesel gimmick was that of a truck driver. This changes everything...

Diesel wasn't a gimmick. It was a nickname given to him after Chilli Night at Titan Towers.

Chilli Night? Elaborate my friend... or have I completely missed a joke...

...

I live in Australia. What do you expect. :-\

Edge.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Umaga is a terrible ring name, and I also hate how “Black Machismo” sounds. Both are TERRIBLE ring names.

At least Umaga fits the gimmick. If a savage was going around with the name "Jamal" it wouldn't make much sense.

There's a racist joke there somewhere...

What the fuck is an X-Pac? Honorable mention to Man Mountain Rock.

Seriously. Besides, the guy reminded me of Meat Loaf.

Oh, K-Kwik was a pretty gay-ass name.

Remember Kwee Wee?

I do now, you rat bastard son of a bitch. That's five more years of therapy for me to forget again. :foc:

Is X-Pac currently in a major promotion?