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Oh, and by the way, some of these might suck if I can't exactly figure out your forum reputation or if you're not exaggeratedly well known for stuff. That and my memory sometimes sucks. Or I might pull something out of your profile. :p

Diesel Mac
Tired of Bobby Lashley getting the best of him, Vince McMahon announces that he is bringing someone in to "put all the parts together." On RAW, Lashley is in a 10 on 1 handicap match against Shane, Umaga, Viscera, Haas & Benjamin, Val Venis, Kenny Dykstra, Carlito, Johnny Nitro, and for some reason, Mark Henry. Despite the overwhelming odds, he manages to spear every single opponent out of the ring and win by countout. Suddenly, the blast of a huge big rig is heard, and DIESEL MAC rumbles out toward the stage riding a miniature semi, kinda like how Eddie Guerrero used to ride out in a lowrider.

Everyone is amazed at the huge size of Diesel Mac, who stands 6'10" and is absolutely RIPPED. Lashley, thought slightly perturbed, gets ready for a fight, but Diesel Mac takes him down by twisting his nose with a wrench!!! Lashley is busted open!!!

The next PPV features the first-ever Flaming Socket Wrench on a Conveyor Belt match, wherein both wrestlers must stay on a moving conveyor belt with flames shooting up around it and wrestle each other using socket wrenches as weapons. First person to be pinned or thrown off the belt wins.

WWKD?
Vince is ranting about how he has a bunch of power one day when some church music comes on for no real reason. A dapper gentleman comes out with a mic holding a contract. He introduces himself as Kevin and says that he found this blank GM contract one day in the street, and it gave the person who signed it full RAW GM powers.

"America! RAW finally has a GM again!" Kevin announces. "And it's me!!!"

Vince is totally shocked, and even more so when Kevin rips off his collared shirt to reveal a "SMARKS RULE!!" shirt underneath.

"Now that I'm in charge, I should do something," Kevin openly muses. "Now What Would Kevin Do...?"

Kevin then kicks Vince in the balls and proceeds to book a world title match between John Cena and HHH. In the middle of the match, he comes down and gives the referee a lollipop. As the ref is distracted by the candy, he openly wonders out loud (on the mic), "What would Kevin do?" He then proceeds to kick Cena in the balls and allow HHH to pin him.

This spawns a popular new catchphrase that is used every time Kevin abuses his powers. He's technically a heel, but he becomes a cult sensation. The WWE enters a boom period based soley on this catchphrase, and soon, Kevin goes mainstream.

After three years, Kevin leaves the WWE to pursue a political career, eventually becoming state governor based on the same slogan.

Dave Youell
One day, during a Dave Taylor/William Regal match against some random tag team, a masked man from the crowd runs in holding a metal TPWW sign and attacks one of the "non-British" wrestlers. He then joins Regal and Taylor in celebrating.

The next show, the same unknown assailant comes down with the Brits and announces that they have formed a new English faction: The Patriotic Wellington Workers. They claim anti-British bias as their mission, and they attack random people by pour piping hot tea on them.

Of course, after a few weeks, they become the most hated stable in the company, and an all-American group of WWE saviors is formed to combat them. Composed of six jobbers and a returning Captain America, this American group fights TPWW for six months. Unfortunately for the Brits, Captain America wins every time with a big boot.

It culiminates at New Year's REVOLUTION, when Captain America is given four TKO's, six chairshots, and the STF. However, he suddenly America's up and rolls over, creating such chaos that all three members of TPWW are trapped underneath him as flood waters rise and everything goes to shit.

He pins them 1-2-3, and TPWW is never heard from again.

Two months later, WWE.com wishes TPWW the best in their future endeavours, citing, "After all, we had to. They were British."

Lord-Of-Darkness
One day, Ric Flair is wrestling when the lights go dark. When they go on, a mysterious figure dressed in black stands over a super bloody Flair.

The next week, Val Venis is getting his once-a-year match on RAW when the lights go out, and when they come back on, he's knocked out and the figure in black stands tall.

This continues for several weeks, with Eugene, Jim Duggan, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, Rory McAllister, Chloe, and Ric Flair all getting attacked.

Finally, a promo airs, proclaiming the arrival for The Lord of Darkness. Anticipation builds around this mysterious character, and people can't wait to see what he's about.

Unfortunately, he never debuts. PWI later reports that Vince was informed that he was too green, threw a hissy fit, then sent the guy back to OVW.