Khali and the rules
 

I've been wondering about this for days. So Khali, through his interpreter, points out that his foot was under the rope when he tapped, and so he should have been released from the STFU.

Ok, fuck. I thought Khali was supposed to be the big mindless monster sort, not a rules lawyer! And I was pissed about this. Until I came up with this idea: they should reveal that Khali is, in fact, exceedingly intelligent, and that he just also happens to be ten feet tall and extraordinarily violent (and mesmerised by shiny things that spin.) This could lead to a very interesting take on the old Chris Jericho loophole exploitation.
At ONS, in the Falls-Count-Anywhere match, Cena should pin Khali up on the edge of the stage... and the next night on Raw, Khali explains, through his interpreter, that Khali's right shoulder was dangling off the stage, and NOT pinned down, so Cena did NOT win the match.
A ladder match is put up for the increasingly disputed title. Cena wins when he actually grabs the belt down from atop Khali's shoulders. Khali proceeds to point out that the rules state that the winner must use the LADDER to acquire the belt (I don't know if that's true but fuck it, when does WWE ever care about such things) and so he technically did not win the match.

I think this might actually help take the piss out of Cena with the fans; he'd still be champion and all, but he'd look like a punk because he can't REALLY beat Khali.

That would be hilarous.

Either that, or Kahli can threaten to bring in a bunch of Indian wrestlers that will do twice the work as the other superstars for half the pay. Then outsource the booking committee.

It would be funnier if Khali said it himself though, in English.

I wonder what Lanny Poffo is up to. He could come back and manage Khali, and they could both wear graduation caps.

I also want to point out that Poffo owns a victory over Hulk Hogan.

What if they made it similar to the Han Solo/Chewbacca interaction:

Khali- "RWARRRGEGGGGGGEHHHHHHWWWWWGGGGG!!!!!!!"

Cena- "There's NO WAY your shoulder was off the corner of the stage!"

Khali- "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGGG!!!!!"

Cena- "Look, I already told you this last night on the phone...I checked the replay!"

Khali- "RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!"

Cena- "My mother is doing fine, but don't change the subject!"

I agree with BDC.

JR: Not only was Khali a ruthless jungle warrior from the Punjab region of India, but bah gawd, he was a well respected and accomplished attorney!

:rofl:

SITCOM!

(in a courtroom)

Attorney #1: Objection your honor!

Judge: Sustained

(Khali chops the judge on the head)

Khali: Bwraaarr...OVERRULED!

Defense Lawyer: Objection, your honor. The Great Khali is intimidating the witness.
Judge: Sustained.
Kahli: Raraaawroar! I only stood up! raraarwaoooooooooooor!

It is funny how we posted the same crap.

Haha, almost the exact same thing.

That's awesome

Thats was great Darth. "mesmerised by shiny things that spin" was golden

He would have been great on Ally McBeal.

(Not that I ever watched that show......naked......with toddlers......or small lubed woodland creatures.) :shifty:

Ally: (muffled) "MMHHHBBBBHHHBBHMMMM!!!"

Judge: "What was that Ms. McBeal?"

Ally: (muffled) "MMMMMMMMHHHHHBBBHBHBBBMMMMM!!!"

Judge: "I still can't hear you, speak up!"

(Khali opens his mouth and Ally screams from inside) Ally: " I SAID OBJECTION!!! THE PROSECUTION IS TRYING TO EAT ME AGAIN!!!!"

Judge: " Hey, now that you mention it...my gavel is missing again too. Well, what do you have to say for yourself Mr. Prosecutor?"

Khali looks at the ceiling and tries to whistle, but chokes and spits out one of Ally's shoes & a gavel.

Khali shrugs.

Judge: "Oh you crazy Khali!"

:rofl: (Courtroom laughs.) :rofl:

ROFLMAO at this thread.

But yes, I agree w/ everyone.

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