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Kane Knight 05-24-2007 11:48 PM

I want to see Hassan come back.
 
I want to see him "Hassan" the great Khali. It somehow strikes me as though it'd be Hilarious.

RODBGAWIDORGKHALI--ALLLEYAAAAAAAH

Skippord 05-24-2007 11:59 PM

I'd rather have it go
RODBGAWIDORGKHALI--ALLLEYAAAAAAAH

*Brain Chop*

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 12:03 AM

HASSAN CHOP!

...ED!

FourFifty 05-25-2007 12:30 AM

A Hassan/Kennedy angle would be gold.... Then again I think that if either of them would fued with a carbon rod it'd be gold.

IC Champion 05-25-2007 12:44 AM

Hassan was good, whats he doin now anyway

Shaggy 05-25-2007 01:46 AM

I think Hassan could get over today even with his character if he were to take on Khali....

Hell with the fan base that he got after his depature, im betting he could be big right now...

Last thing ive heard is that he was going after Acting....

SammyG 05-25-2007 02:21 AM

I miss Hassan so much :(

FourFifty 05-25-2007 11:22 AM

I can't find a damn thing about him after 2005.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 11:26 AM

His Acting Career is still, sadly, more presitious than Austin's.

IC Champion 05-25-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
His Acting Career is still, sadly, more presitious than Austin's.

lol, so is Jimmy Fallons.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 11:33 AM

Who?

Wait...That kinda proves your point.

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Instant Classic
lol, so is Jimmy Fallons.

There's no need to get nasty about this.

IC Champion 05-25-2007 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Who?

Wait...That kinda proves your point.

You know....that guy from that late night show that is only funny sometimes and the rest of the time your left thinkin "what the fuck" he was even in a movie with that fat black "woman" rapper thats atleast 40 years old.

IC Champion 05-25-2007 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DarthTedious
There's no need to get nasty about this.

I'm sorry.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Instant Classic
You know....that guy from that late night show that is only funny sometimes and the rest of the time your left thinkin "what the fuck" he was even in a movie with that fat black "woman" rapper thats atleast 40 years old.

Jay Leno?

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Jay Leno?

What did I say about being nasty? :rant:

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 11:55 AM

By the way, I seriously don't know who Jimmy Fallon is.

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 11:58 AM

He's a dumbass from SNL.

I know that's not very specific, but it's all I got.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 12:00 PM

Oh, after a quick googling ( :naughty: ) I know sorta who he is now.

Fuck it, I'll take Jay Leno.

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Oh, after a quick googling ( :naughty: ) I know sorta who he is now.

Fuck it, I'll take Jay Leno.

Oh wait, I thought you were comparing Queen Latifah to Jay Leno.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 02:46 PM

Oh, no. He said late night show or something. So I interjected the first person I could think of. Since he said "late night show" and I didn't realise he meant SNL, I though of late night talk shows. Specifically, Conan, because he's on "Late Night," But since the board would rip me a new one because "ZOMFGCONANISTEHFUNNESTEVAR!" So I picked Leno.

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 02:50 PM

Wait.

This place has a hardon for Conan?

*shudders*

That's just sad.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 03:11 PM

I don't know about currently, but historically (even as little as a year ago), yes.

Theo Dious 05-25-2007 03:23 PM

I've noticed a lot of geeks and nerds fawn over him. He is one of them, after all.

The only reason I don't say "one of us" is cause he I really don't give a damn about him.

Kane Knight 05-25-2007 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthTedious
I've noticed a lot of geeks and nerds fawn over him. He is one of them, after all.

The only reason I don't say "one of us" is cause he I really don't give a damn about him.

When it comes to nerdity, I try and distance myself from TPWW anyway. Conan's okay, but these fucktards and their emo....

Xero 05-25-2007 05:05 PM

I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.

Sephiroth 05-25-2007 05:35 PM

Dammit, that could be good, let Hassan come in when Khali is almost winning the title then let like Hassan win the title, it would be like major hotness.

IC Champion 05-25-2007 06:15 PM

Conan>Leno

Blitz 05-25-2007 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.

Terrible.

Mr. Nerfect 05-26-2007 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
I fucking hate Conan.

I prefer Leno, and when Conan takes his place it will be a sad day.

Xero...tell me it ain't so. :(

Conan is one of the few proven comedic geniuses of our era. Some of his shit is just brilliant, and you can rarely say that about anything these days. Leno isn't as bad as people make him out to be. He kind of annoys me sometimes, though. I sense an ego about him. He's still miles better than Jon Stewart, though. Stewart is just a hack without a legitimate comedic bone in his body. He failed at everything else he's ever attempted, so he dryly makes fun of people who already make fun of themselves. Wow...what a genius. Stephen Colbert is pretty good, and I'd place him higher than Leno, but he's still below Conan, no matter how hard people want to blow him. Colbert would be a legitimately funny guy, but he has Stewart Syndrome, and he limits himself by his material. It's hot at the moment, so it's working for him, though.

Anytime Conan attempts political satire on his show, it is 100x smarter and funnier (and I'm not even sure that's an exaggeration) than anything Stewart has ever attempted (that I've seen, anyway). His Angersons sketch was brilliant, as was his little commentary on Mark Foley being slipped off as as a Democrat by Fox News.

So, in summation: Conan > Colbert > Leno > Oprah > Dr. Phil > Stewart = Jack Thompson

And, yes, Muhammad Hassan should return. His acting career is going nowhere, yet his WWE career was on the rise. I don't care how much you claim the wrestling business to not be your calling, if you were dedicated enough to train, and go out there night after night and put your body on the line, I'm sure there must be some love there. That is why I think Brock Lesnar will eventually be back on the scene (probably after he gets knocked the fuck out by a good striker on the MMA scene).

Hassan feuding with Khali would just be shit, though. Yeah, let's waste this talented young guy on a piece of shit like Khali. And KK insults my booking? :roll:

The logical feud would be with The Undertaker, since the last we saw of Hassan, he was given the Last Ride off the Great American Bash stage. Hassan, if he returned and proved he was ready to actually do his part for the business, is one of those guys I would put on a list of talent to potentially end The Undertaker's WrestleMania streak. It would be a risk going with Hassan, though, as he's proven he can run off.

Skippord 05-26-2007 10:41 PM

I dont care for Conan

Colbert > Stewart > Craig Ferguson > Leno > Conan

FourFifty 05-26-2007 11:28 PM

Gotta show a little SoCali pride.

Leno > Conan

But I'm also Jewish, so Stewart > Leno

Xero 05-27-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Alienoid06
Xero...tell me it ain't so. :(

Conan is one of the few proven comedic geniuses of our era. Some of his shit is just brilliant, and you can rarely say that about anything these days. Leno isn't as bad as people make him out to be. He kind of annoys me sometimes, though. I sense an ego about him. He's still miles better than Jon Stewart, though. Stewart is just a hack without a legitimate comedic bone in his body. He failed at everything else he's ever attempted, so he dryly makes fun of people who already make fun of themselves. Wow...what a genius. Stephen Colbert is pretty good, and I'd place him higher than Leno, but he's still below Conan, no matter how hard people want to blow him. Colbert would be a legitimately funny guy, but he has Stewart Syndrome, and he limits himself by his material. It's hot at the moment, so it's working for him, though.

I hate Colbert too, so...

It's the over-the-top humor that turns me off. It's just too in-your-face and obvious that it makes it less funny to me (as far as Conan goes).

IC Champion 05-27-2007 12:03 PM

Conan is a genius, love or hate em, hes better then Leno ever was, and when he takes his rightful spot on The Tonight Show it will finally be worth watching.

Kane Knight 05-27-2007 01:20 PM

:lol:

Conan's a Genius.

And I'm Vince McMahon.

DarKCentaur 05-27-2007 02:39 PM

At least Leno can wrestle.


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