Hahahaha this would've been awesome if they aired this...
 

This is what happened after Raw went off the air.

- Post Raw, Cena and Lashly stand in the middle of the ring and stair each other down. Cena pokes lashly, but cooler heads prevail and they shake hands... But...

- Lashley turns on Cena, punches him out, and gives him the dominator to a big pop and celebrates with the WWE title like he is going to go for it next ... Cena gets up to a chores of boos, walks around the ring with hands on hips circa hogan with hand to ear and gets booed loudly for about 5 minutes before his music plays and he goes up the ramp to boos. He stays there and pretends to
about hold the title up in the air like he always does but chooses not too, gets booed. And leaves to the back to a chores of boos... All the pro Cena fans had already
left when raw went off the air. Roberts thanks us and that is a rap...
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Seriously, that would be awesome if somehow the McMahons get Cena to join them as a way to stick it to Lashley. Maybe have Cena cost Lashley the ECW Title at One Night Stand and then hoist McMahon on his shoulders as Vince celebrates to close the show.

Although it would've been funnier if this would've happened at Hammerstein. I mean having John Cena carry the ECW Champion Vincent K. McMahon around the ring on his shoulders to close out One Night Stand in ECW country. :lol:

Heh, would've been good in the Hammerstein ballroom, except you'd have two people lynch mobbed to death...

LOL! Funny thing is I can see Vince doing this. Completely and utterly shit on the legacy of ECW. Not that he hasn't already, but this would be like kicking it square in the nuts...

There's Cena's heel push if it goes through....maybe it was a test to see how the crowd reacted?

I with they would do that...I think Cena would me more standable if they turned him heel. I actually think he would have more fans if he was a heel.

I just loved how last night there was that dualling chant of "let's go cena" and "cena sucks." Especially since you could tell the Cena fans were kids and girls, while all the duded hated Cena.

My fiance said "Why do the chants sound different, like its a recording or something." and I said, "Nope, the 'Lets Go Cena' is higher pitched becase its little kids and girls and the 'Cena Sucks' is all the males over 15".

lol BigDaddyCool.

So true. The music came on and you heard the usual girly scream QUICKLY shut out by the BOOOOOOS.

Did anyone see the "Smart Marks Hate Cena" sign?


*Hardcore Holly for ECW champion.

Along the lines of this, yes, I could stand Cena more as a heel. AND, I could stand Lashley more as a face kicking the ass of the heel Cena.

Yay, we get to look forward to Bobby Lashley and Cena feud soon probably, thats sure to increase ratings, and who doesnt wanna see the battle of the "Undeserving Champions"

On the upside, at least ONE person has to lose.

...Right?

That's not going to happen.

They just did that to send the crowd home happy.

:D :yes:

Unless every match they have ends in a 60 minute time limit draw.

:'(

At Royals games they have this hot dog race between on of the innings, ketchup, mustard, and relish. Next time I go, I'm bringing a sign that says "If Ketchup loses, We riot."

:rofl: :y::y:

They race pierogies in Pittsburgh. God I live in a fucked up city.

Ya I actually caught that. Funniest sign of the night was "Another Headlock randy?" in the front row and I'm pretty sure he saw it during a headlock.

If ONS is not at Hammerstein why do they still need the cage as protection?

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~ljlucas/.../pierogies.jpg

You crazy bastards :lol:

What is a pierogies?

Its like Ravioli.

.....Ravioli Races?

It's an Eastern European (very popularly polish) ravioli sort of thing, filled with potatoes and cheese, usually served with butter and onions.

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/mini_6558.jpg

Very popular in Pittsburgh as it has a lot of culture in that whole part of Europe.

The funniest part about that is that I once saw the Pirate Parrot mascot level one of the racers with a steel chair. :rofl:

Oh, polock food, wonderful.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The 1/8th of me that is white is half Polish. :rant:

I've had 'em, they're look a little weird but are actually pretty good.

My dad gets them from a local church fairly often, he loves the things. They're not bad if they don't overcook and overonion them.

How do they race these damn things?

So, if I'm doing my math right, you are 1/16th filthy polock? I would keep that under wraps if I was you.

You ever notice than if Mecrury Bullet, Darth Teedious, and me come to a thread, it rarely stays on topic?

Lol, i was just about to say, WOW, this has really turned away from the original topic.

That just how fantastical our minds work...manipulating a thread about Lashley and Cena into comedic figures racing at a baseball game, and then into polish food.

Then polocks in general, then discussing about how we changed it.

What's more disgusting to me is that I MAY be 1/32nd French. The information I have is sketchy, but my white great-grandparents seem to have come from the UK, and one of my great-grandfather's parents may have been French.

I'm a tiny bit French, but I don't know what perentage.

Now we're into our ethnicities

Je suis francais un peu...(I'm a little french)

I'm mostly Irish and Scotish, with some French, Dutch, Danish, German, and Cherokee spliced in. Though, I've been declared honorary Philipino AND honorary Portuguese by groups of friends from the same ethnicities.

The way I figure it, I'm somewhere like half German, maybe not exactly 50%, but close too it. Then I'm exactly a quarter Czech. Then the rest i like Scot-Irish, some French and Native American as well, but not much of anything of those.

We're 100% generic White American