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KingofOldSchool 06-05-2007 05:05 PM

OMG KANE HAS A 36 INCH PENIS!!1!!!1
 
Former WWE writer Dan Madigan recently appeared on an online radio show talking about his experience with WWE. He said that his agent sent a movie script he had written to WWE, and they liked it so they became interested in his services. He talked about pitching a lengthy exorcism angle that would end with Stephanie McMahon being exorcized on pay-per-view. She loved the idea so much she gave him a job. He also said that when he wrote See No Evil, Vince McMahon suggested a theme where Kane would masturbate on-screen and show that he has a 36-inch penis. Madigan said that the idea wouldn't be any good and out of all the people in room, he was the only person to say anything about it. He also said that his version of the movie was much darker than the final version. He also praised Glen "Kane" Jacobs for his work in the movie. He said he quit WWE when they were on a European tour and he had to rush home because his wife had a miscarriage and his father-in-law suddenly died. As he was attending his father-in-law's funeral, he got a call telling him to come back to Europe to attend a meeting regarding Tough Enough. He then quit the company.
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:rofl: :rofl:

I don't care if this is true or not, but it was just to unintentionally funny that I had to post this.

Crossrine 06-05-2007 05:09 PM

WTF lol

Xero 06-05-2007 05:14 PM

Vince: I want him to be a chronic masturbator with an insanely large penis. However, this penis cannot dwarf mine. So make it, I don't know, 3 feet long or so.

Xero 06-05-2007 05:14 PM

ROFL though...

IC Champion 06-05-2007 05:32 PM

Your all there Vince, your all there.....

Mercury Bullet 06-05-2007 05:41 PM

:nono:

BigDaddyCool 06-05-2007 05:54 PM

Awesome

Blitz 06-05-2007 06:07 PM

Wow.

KayfabeMan 06-05-2007 06:13 PM

Vince is dumber than I fucking thought.

KayfabeMan 06-05-2007 06:14 PM

Also, damn that poor lady.

Miscarriage and also her dad dies. Geez.

Kane Knight 06-05-2007 06:18 PM

So it was called "See No Evil" because he had gone blind from....

Xero 06-05-2007 06:19 PM

Nah, it was called the "One Eyed Monster"...

Kane Knight 06-05-2007 07:31 PM

Kane in...Krispy Kritter...IN 3-D!!!

Xero 06-05-2007 07:43 PM

"Woah, I can almost touch it!"

FourFifty 06-05-2007 09:18 PM

One more reason Kane is THE MAN!

Executioner 06-05-2007 11:08 PM

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DAMN!!!

Xero 06-05-2007 11:17 PM

The sequel would have been "One Eyed Monster 2: Damned Purple Monster" starring Ron Simmons.

Mr. Nerfect 06-06-2007 12:04 AM

If Kane and Val Venis formed a tag team, my brain would explode from awesomeness.

"At a combined 51.5 inches, the team of "The Big Valbowski" Val Venis and the "Big Red Machine" Kane!" :love:

Kane Knight 06-06-2007 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alienoid06
If Kane and Val Venis formed a tag team, my brain would explode from awesomeness.

"At a combined 51.5 inches, the team of "The Big Valbowski" Val Venis and the "Big Red Machine" Kane!" :love:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Shadow 06-06-2007 12:46 AM

Just so you guys know...you almost made my head explode from laughing so much.

Kane Knight 06-06-2007 09:12 AM

Val+Kane+Eye Patches=The One-Eyed-Wonders.

I'd say monsters, but Venis isn't a hoss when dressed.

Corkscrewed 06-06-2007 10:40 AM

wow.

just plain... wow... :rofl: :rofl:

Arnold HamNegger 06-06-2007 10:50 AM

Sorry, my brain is on overload. I'm gonna need a few moments to let this "sink in."

Skippord 06-06-2007 01:33 PM

lol

Well played Dan Madigan


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