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Kevin Nash is less than thrilled with Scott Hall's Billy & Chuck 2K4 idea.
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Scott Hall: Dude, what does mine say?
Nash: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET |
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lol at all of them
still haven't thought of one yet :mad: |
Nash: Watch out buddy, you're lucky WWE management ain't here. They'd make you got your hair off too.
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Nash: God, I'm so embarassed right now....
Hall: Not me, cuz I'M DRUNK! |
Nash: Man are you drunk?
Hall: No I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking |
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Scott Hall tries to cover up his blowjob from the invisible man, while Nash tries to hide his..."Enthusiam." |
Nash: Uh..Scotty, aren't you supposed to be picking up your kids from school?
Hall: Hold on man, I'm busy doing a posedown here. Steiner buddy, eat your heart out, bitch! Nash: *looking at Sting in the distance* oh man, Judge Cassidy won't like this at all *Sting does the sign of the cross and shakes his head in shame for Hall* |
Warning: Who's Line allusion ahead!
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Hall: Hey buddy, do I have huge arms or what?
Nash: I just tore my neck muscle trying to look at those puny guns of yours. Thanks alot Scotty. I guess it's back to rehab for me. Hall: Did you say AA? Cuz right now I'm skipping class. |
*Nash, trying to make it big in Hollywood, submitted this recent photo to the casting director for "Dumb & Dumberer Part Deux"*
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Hall: Look at meee! I'm Kevin Nash! Look at me tearing my quad and getting stabbed! Nash: I'd kill you if I hadn't broke my leg earlier... |
lol i forgot that Kevin Nash got stabbed. God is he accident prone or what?!!!!
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c'mon guys, let's hear some more stab jokes. You know you want to :naughty:
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Hall, "Hey Kev, you think the WWE will possibly give us a call about reforming the NWO. Nash, "We did that already Scott." Hall, "Oh Yeah, I forgot again." Nash, "Kill me now" |
Now if only Loopy were in here, we can make this an official Caption Crew endorsed party :D
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Hall: Kevin Nash? HIC! Havent seen him mate!,HIC! my partners Jeff Jarrett HIC! |
Nash: Alright take a photo of me for my website
*enters Scott Hall drunk trying to flex his guns* Nash: Turn the camera off...we'll try this later :nono: |
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glad you liked that :)
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Hall: Look Kev, these things in my arm move around
Nash: Those are called muscles Scott. Hall: Oh Yeah, I forgot. |
Hall: Hey yo........check out my Michael Bolton mullet Chico
Nash: *gasp* I'm touching you.......... |
The Plague Of Wrestling...Scott The Drunk and Kevin "The 1 Man Injury Reserve" Nash
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Hall: Dude! Stab me in the arm, so we can be the "Nation of Laceration!"
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ROFL @ this pic.
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A drunk Scott Hall repeats the same Knock-Knock joke to Nash over... and over... and over... |
Announcer:
Next up on "VH1's Where Are They Now?"......Whatever happened to Beavis and Butthead.... |
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Are you ready for the Hollywood Blockbuster that has been awaited by no-one? Yes, this season, 'Even Grumpier Old Men' : They're back, in the feature presentation that is set to be released again- You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll wish they were unemployed again. Or- Hall reacted with some confused anger when the cameraman asked for a bit of his 'special stuff' from the bowl next to him. |
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Scott: hey Kev...check this out...STAND BACK...THERE"S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!! Kevin: Ya...that's great Scott.... |
Hall: Hey Kev, feel how big my bicep is...
Nash: No, you embarrass me wherever I go, so you **** off cunt! |
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Scott: Uhhhh....Kev...check out that shiny light...it's sooooooo shiny...... Kevin: Scott, please..Mom's watching.. |
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KEVIN: Psst. Scott. What's with the weird look? SCOTT: Quiet, mang. I'm getting a vision of us in the future. KEVIN: What? Really? SCOTT: Yeah. Oh, wow! KEVIN: What? SCOTT: We're both in the WWF! KEVIN: Sweet! SCOTT: And I'm the Intercontinental Champion...four times! KEVIN: Congrats, bro! SCOTT: And you're the World Champion! KEVIN: WHOA! SCOTT: Wait, now we're jumping ship to WCW, and we got big contracts. Ooh, invasion angle! We're starting a stable with Hogan, who's a heel! KEVIN: Now you're just putting me on... SCOTT: And we're the Tag Team Champions... KEVIN: Really? SCOTT: And now...you laid down for Hogan and he's the champion. KEVIN: Why would I do that? SCOTT: And now the three of us are back in the WWF, and we're going after the Rock. KEVIN: Don Muraco's still around? SCOTT: No, Rocky Johnson's son. KEVIN: Duane? SCOTT: Yeah. Ooh... KEVIN: What? SCOTT: I just got fired. KEVIN: Why? SCOTT: Guess I turn into a drunk. KEVIN: Damn. What about me? SCOTT: You come back from an injury and, in your first match back, you tear your quad. KEVIN: Ouch. SCOTT: But now you're back! ...and you're hurt again. KEVIN: Dude, I'm getting fragile. SCOTT: Now you're out of a contract, but you're doing movies. KEVIN: Cool! SCOTT: Yeah. You're in "The Punisher." KEVIN: All right! SCOTT: ...but you get stabbed. KEVIN: Okay, that's enough visions for one day, Scott. |
LMFAO
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Hall: Hey Kev, how was the stabbing?
Nash: it was bad, man. Real bad. Almost as bad as when I almost stabbed myself trying to cut onions for Christmas dinner Hall: C'mon, try it on me. Stab me. I bet I can take it. C'mon *flexes arms* Nash: Shut up pussy |
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Hall: ey man I've got an erection. Nash:Well don't point it at me. |
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In this picture we see that Sting and Lex Luger have really let themselves go. :nono: |
Some fan passes by and yells out "HEY YO! GET OVER IT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE OUTSIDERS ANYMORE, HAS BEENS!!!!!
Nash: Yeah, he's probably right... Hall: Shut up! We're stronger than ever!!!! Hall-a-Mania is gonna run wild brother!!! Wait, nevermind, let's go kill ourselves now Nash: Now you're talkin'! Hall: To the gay bar!!!! |
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