Yes, another McMahon topic, but this one has promise
 

So I would totally mark the fuck out if they did an investigation over who "killed" Vince, and at the end, it turned out to be a returning Paul Heyman, who'd then cut the best shoot ever and rip McMahon for everything.

And then Heyman would like take over RAW GM or something. *shrug*

Yeah, that has promise, but it ain't got a chance of being true.

We all know it's Little Boogeyman pissed off for being fired, or worse, having your last match on WWE TV against Mark Henry.

I'd kind of like to see McMahon come back after a while and supposedly be so insane that he thinks he's Eric Bischoff. Have him look like him (the hair does now), act like him, talk like him and BE him.


Vince enters the ring to explain faking his own death- "Controversy Creates Cash! Thank you."

Have it become a bizarro world where "Vinchoff" believes that he is running WCW and that he actually put WWE out of business in the Monday Night War.

"You see, THIS is why I'm such a genious and why years ago I ran that stupid son of a bitch Vince McMahon out of business! Where is he? You know what, I'm gonna make him kiss MY ass."

This topic is gay and so is anybody who posts in it.

AWWW FUCK, I mean... well shit.

:kiss:

















:shifty:

I think we're all in denial about the fact that it was the Jackass fags.

I AM NOT GAY!!!

Oh wait, you meant-

Yeah, umm, never mind. :shifty:

wait, little boogeyman was fired!?

** Two days later, Vince appears on camera laughing giddily. **

YOU GUYS JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Again, would be hard for somebody to openly admit they blew Vince up and be able to continue to be at events. I know this is make believe land and all, but pretty sure murder/attempted murder would obviously be just a little jail time. So whomever did it couldn't keep coming out each night unless WWE really is THAT stupid.

^ Unless you're Hollywood Hulk Hogan on RAW... :shifty: (with The Rock)



Oh, and if Vince is really intent on the whole "must be kayfabe all the time" thing, that means he absolutely cannot appear in public forever now.

Or at least until it's revealed he didn't die after all... :-\

Well, Rikishi should have been arrested for vehicular assault with intent to kill or whatever. That sure as hell didn't happen.

So it's agreed. We get Leslie Nielsen and he brings his Frank Drebin character back to WWE for this investigation.

Don't forget OJ!

This isn't really realistic, as I'm sure the police and prosecutors would be able to handle something like a car bomb without Vince's co-operation, but they could have Vince get so desperate to find out who did it (or Jonathan Coachman/Shane McMahon relaying Vince's wishes), that he offers to not pursue any kind of legal action with the culprit. He just wants to know who hated him so much.

I suggested it end up being Paul Heyman or Eric Bischoff in another thread. It could have even been them both together. I think Bischoff is actually more likely at this point. He got the WWE another business deal, I think, another kind of energy drink, or something. The WWE might look to reward him for that on-screen.

Man, I would love this as much as the next guy...but there's no way that Vince would go through this much trouble to put EITHER of those guys over. It's a damn shame, because it would be so GOLD!

Better yet, have the culprit be Dixie Carter.

Don't know if this has been suggested in another thread, but I am of the mind that Vince will be back sooner than later, namely because he is in charge of a publically traded company. I think he'll just go back to being regular Vince, after a few more tributes, and say something like "See, it took my DEATH to make you care!" Not very exciting, but also the easiest to pull off, although nobody goes over from it but Vince. But what else is new?

Yeah, like I said in another thread, Vince NEEDS to be a public figure, which is why he HAS to return at some point unless they want to destroy Kayfabe once again.

(And no, not you Kayfabe Man. You're safe.)

Bring in Leslie Nielsen.

Leslie Nielsen died last year...

No, I'm just being a silly goober.