It's been awhile
 

I dont' remember the last time I saw a Bodyguard in the WWE.

What else haven't we seen in awhile (besides a credible main event scene)

Tyson Tomko was a bodyguard.

Anyway, I guess I haven't seen an ugly female valet in a while either.

Sherri Martel followed Angle around for a day or so a few years back.

Must've missed that.

Sherri Martel looked pretty great last time I saw her, btw.

low standerds

Thats because they used to take there big guys with limited in ring experience and make them bodyguards, as a way of breaking them in, now they just make them World Champions...:-\

Sheri wasn't really his valet, so much as called down to the ring, made to sing HBK's theme (Modified), and then forced to tap out.

The last ones I remember are Tomko, Rico, and Batista (Pre-Evolution as teh Deacon).

Batista was a bodyguard for King Booker a while back.

Haha, I didn't mean like she looked hot, I meant as far as her age.

Dont listen to him ABT, Destor fucks fat bitches.

Till thier fat falls off.

Destor has not actually ever fucked a fat bitch

Sounds like a public service to me. Kudos, Destor.

Sherry was nasty.

An instant replay where the ref overturns his decision.

They really need to make a gimmick out of that.

good programming

yawn.....I guess somebody had to make your comment.

Deacon Batista

Y2J in a wrestling ring, with or without mic :'(

pre match interviews shown in the top corner of a match

WWECW did that when the show first aired.

Do you all even watch the product?

^ I remember that. They made poor Sabu look like a pussy...

WWECW? I don't think anyone watches it.

Khali should've been a bodyguard for someone like Edge.

Diesel was the best bodyguard and Virgil is the least intimidating... waht I miss more than them though are the Real Villainous Managers!!! ala Heenan, Fuji, Blassie, Slick, Jimmy Hart and the troops. DAMN! I miss them.

Chris Jericho had the greatest bodyguard ever: Curtis Hughes.

Also, I guess I'll be the first to mention Ralphus in this thread. :p

It's been a while
Since I could
Hold my head up high
And It's been a while
Since I First saw you
And It's been a while
Since I could stand
on my own two feet again
And it's been a while
Since I could call you

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that i've rendered
I stretched myself beyond my means

Matt Morgan was Carlito's Bodyguard for a while back in 2005. I remember he was using the F5 as his finisher lol

I'm talking body guards who actually beat the crap out of guys. IE Deisel.

It's also been awhile since Val Venis was promoted hard as a porn star.

*cough*Melina*cough*

I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole.
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.Shit, I think I just did.

Cena was stabbed in the back by a body guard. :shifty:

viagra?

:roll:

Melina is %100 boinkable.

Booker T's wife is kinda ugly and she is a valet.

Hey, if she does something for you, that's great.

I'm just saying that I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Well you have my permission to touch her with mine should that insanely ridiculous situation ever happen to come up.

She's not meant to be ugly, like Luna Vachon and Scary Sherri. Her being ugly to you is just a matter of personal preference. On the grand scale of women, while I don't think she's the hottest thing ever, I could not in good conscience call her 'ugly'.

I could, and i will - she's ugly

And melina is FINE with a capital Q



Yes i said Q

Well Slow, you are dumb. I'm glad I know that now.