New TNA Concept Match
 

Okay, this scares me. They haven't been doing nearly as much ridiculous crap lately which has been a good thing. But it looks like it was too good to be true. Allegedly on Impact, where going to hear about some sort of new gimmick match to take place at the Victory Road PPV. Here is my idea that I posted in the news forum:


Okay, seriously I have no idea what this might be but I thought we could go ahead and maybe through out some real guesses and some comical ones. Though you never know if your comical guess is going to turn out real when the "Bat Swingin' Fool" Vince Russo is around.

That 8 man ladder scramble match of mine was a serious idea unfortunately.

Yeh, thats one of those that you can laugh at but then you gotta go :shifty: ..........:(

An inverted ladder match! Where they use an upside down ladder to climb into a pit and unlock a box with the championship. Except there are two keys, and you must obtain your opponent's key to open it.

Rofl

It's not really a TNA-esque idea, but I just had an idea for a match, where the goal is to beat your opponent via pinfall, and then you must force them to submit. It might be an alright idea for a Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe match.

Ring of Honor could probably use it more successfully.

It'll prolly be an X Division Match where the ring is surrounded by trampolines, and hung above the ring are trapezes. TAKE THAT ULTIMATE X!

I read Alienoid's name as the "last reply" and thought "uh-oh", but that isn't as bad as I feared.

How about a match where you must pin and submit your opponent in the exact same moment.

A Final Breath match. It starts out like a Last Man Standing match. You must knock your opponent out for ten seconds. After the ten seconds, you have to enclose them in a casket, then drag the casket to a hearse at the top of the entry way. Then you must drive the hearse to the grave sight and bury them by hand.

Of course, if they get out of any of these predicaments everything is reset.

Snitsky: I want to meet you in MY specialty match... The ULTIMATE GAME... OF FOOTSIE!

The Ultimate Wedgy Ladder Match

You have to climb up the ladder and instead of putting the title on the hook ala King of the Mountain Match you hav to hook your underwear on the hook and jump off the ladder.

How about a match where you cleanly beat your oponent, without outside interferance, foreign objects, after hitting your finising move (NOTE: NO roll ups)

That would be a sick gimmick match for TNA

Seriously, TNA needs to fucking stop with the gimmick matches. The new ones they come up with suck, the current "good" gimmick match types suck and are overused. At least WWE isn't as ridiculous as TNA when it comes to gimmick matches.

TNA, please have some regular wrestling.

Well, WWE has had some shitty matches...

Kennel from Hell, Dog Poop Match and Sid vs. Taker come to mind.

Lets hope this new concept is a four sided ring. I'm fucking sick of that damn six sided piece of gimmicky shit.

How about a three sided ring?

What about a spherical ring? It could hover in the middle of the Impact Zone and have its own gravitational pull, so people could wrestle all over it!

What about the never ending gimmick match? It takes place inside an already gimmicked out six sided ring that a bunch of spot monkeys and some half way decent talent go at it? I pitched the idea to russo a while back, three days later, TNA emerged.

Xero, for the love of god i knwo itd be hard but man, could you photoshop a MOVIE (smoked a lil to much today) for this idea? would be hilarious.

Why not just bring back the scaffold match?

Judy Bagwell on a pole

Actually, that match already exists. "Three Strikes, You're Out". First fall involves pinning your opponent, second fall involve making your opponent tapping out, third fall involves knocking your opponent out. Do all three and you win.

It would be a good Angle vs Joe match.

I think he meant pinning them, then having to make them submit immediately after.

The Nielsen Match
A pinfall or submission can only be registered ONLY after a point where the show's ratings are confirmed to have reached something respectable.

:rofl:

How about, The Hangman Match.

Two wrestlers are suspended from the ceiling by cables and flail around attempting to hit each other while also trying to escape the harness. First to escape the harness and fall into the ring wins. However, if you fall and land OUTSIDE the ring, or touch the tope or any turnbuckle on your way down, you lose.

Isn't that Owen Hart's specialty match?



...I'm sorry.

As i was writing that, I was wondering how long it was going to take for an Owen Hart reference.

I guess they could call it the 'Owen Hart Memorial' match.

The Impact Challenge -

6 Men are seated with individual monitors, playing the last month of Impact shows. The last man to not destroy his monitor out of pure rage at the absolute fucking stupidity of the product is the winner and is awarded the belt by the TNA booking committee, provided they don't happen to fall down on their way to the ring due to the challenge of putting one foot in front of the other.

For some reason I wouldn't be shocked if TNA had a taco eating contest for a title.

Joe would obviously win.

How do they intend to keep a roster?

A body slam match

Wouldn't suprise me. OMMGG SAMOA JOE HAS EATEN 10 BURRITOS, THAT IS SOOO BIZAARRREEE

Breakdance Battle...

*fixed*

The main event for the 7/15 TNA Victory Road PPV in Orlando, Florida will feature TNA champion Kurt Angle & X-Division champion Jay Lethal vs. TNA Tag Team champions Team 3D in a bout where the winner of the fall will win the championship of the man he defeats.

If a TNA champion loses his title between now and the PPV, the new champion(s) will replace them in the PPV bout.

From PWinsider.

LOL, wow...

A 6 Man Mayhem Madagascar Match inside of the 2 sided ring.

Well, not as bad as I thought, but still half-retarded.