Smackdown Spoilers for 6/22/07
 

Source: PWInsider.com

Dark Match:

*The Major Brothers defeated WWE Tag Team champions Deuce & Domino in a non-title bout.

Smackdown:

*A Cutting Edge segment opens Smackdown. WWE World champion Edge brings out Torrie Wilson, then promptly accuses her of blowing up Mr. McMahon. MVP comes out and acts as if he's going to defend Wilson, then demands that she take a lie detector test. Ric Flair hits the ring and they beat him down. Batista makes the save.

*Backstage, Teddy Long and Vicky Guerrero discuss what just went on, but the audio was hard to understand live.

*WWE Cruiserweight champion Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble defeated Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore.

*Mark Henry defeated Funaki.

*The main event for Smackdown is Batista & Flair vs. Edge & MVP.

*Backstage, Vicky Guerrero tells Teddy Long she's finished booking all the travel arrangements for Mr. McMahon's memorial service on Monday. Long tells her he has something special for tonight. Kristal Marshall enters and Long tells Kristal he has something special to ask her tonight inside the ring.

*Matt Hardy defeated Finlay in what was described as a good, long match.

*Teddy Long asks Kristal Marshall to marry him. She starts crying and leaves, leaving Long in the ring alone.

*Chris Masters defeated Danny Shinley (last name may be incorrect).

*Backstage, the federal investigator reveals they have found DNA for Mr. McMahon and the limo driver in the limo and the investigation is continuing.

*Ric Flair & Batista defeated WWE World champion Edge & MVP when Batista pinned Edge with a Batista Bomb.

Yey, Edge isn't jobbing this weekend. :love:

:lol:

T.Lo got used for his dick.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be too sure of that. :(

Sounds like a pretty shitty SmackDown! to me. Besides Matt Hardy vs. Finlay and Chavo Guerrero & Jamie Noble vs. Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore, I don't think there is anything there that interests me.

Holla Holla

Edge isn't losing Sunday.

I hope not. I really, really do.

I can see Edge winning, and it makes the most sense, but knowing the WWE, I would not be shocked (at all) to see Batista win the gold at Vengeance.

<font color=goldenrod>WTF @ DnD getting Dark match duty

Also, WTF @ Mark Henry squashing Funaki again. That's like the 20th time they've done that match since Henry's return</font>

Hey...how could they find DNA of the limo driver in the limo...when he wasn't there?

I'm all confuzzled!

Way to go. Build Mark Henry's credibility as a main eventer by having him beat Funaki.

Yeah why are they having Mark Henry beat Funaki again? Atleast make it Shannon Moore this time or something. They really are killing Smackdown.

Is there ever a GOOD smackdown?!

Fixed.

Yes he was, he just wasn't there when it exploded.

What they're saying is that they only found DNA of people who would have been expected to be there.

From PWInsider:

Brent in Charlotte sent this note from last night's Smackdown taping.

It was not mentioned in your other report, when it was announced that DNA was found in the limo of Mr. McMahon and the limo driver, it was also mentioned that there was a third DNA strand found, but it was said to be of another well known individual. They did not give a name as to who it was.

Time to play the DNA Game?

Who cummed in Mcmahon's limo?

Who HASN'T?

That's what... the 2948th time he's squashed Funaki?

And yeah, wtf? How can you find DNA in a limo unless the bomber was just an idiot?

I guess that means it was Eugene...

I honestly didn't know Funaki still had a job. Never heard of his release, but since I don't watch SmackDown! I assumed he was fired.


Like 85% of the SmackDown! roster. :shifty:

Bill Clinton killed Vince McMahon.

Nah, it was Glen Quagmire.

He thought it was Lita's limo.

Let's just say he brought some "sexual enhancers" that malfunctioned.

Giggity.

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The Critic and I had the same discussion pertaining to MVP and Ric Flair. C'mon man, we're supposed to be optimists.

I still think the idea of there being THREE shows is retarded. It hurts the quality of all 3 shows rather than spreading the depth. The WWE should just go back to having 2 shows.

Kristal is fucking hot. Said it before, but something about her really fucking does it for me.

Although I have to be careful now, I might catch playah.

Well I'll try to tune into the Hardy/Finlay match

Stuffing all the talent on Raw hurts the quality of the product more than just having three shows. They have talented wrestlers under contract to stuff onto three shows, but they're spreading their talent out very one-sidedly.

Also. :roll: Duece & Domino loose to the Major Brothers in a dark match. What a piece of shit. I suppose just stack it on to the mound of evidence that the WWE doesn't care about the Tag Team titles, or that they just don't know what to do with them anymore.

It would have been a lot funnier if he'd have stared after her for a bit and said "well b'lee 'dat" and then pulled down his pants and started masturbating as the show went to commercial.

Cole: That is just sick!
JBL: Come on, Cole, sometimes a man's just gotta service himself!

And clearly, Jimmy Wang Yang is getting the Cruiserweight strap this Sunday. YEE-HAW!, as he would say.

[QUOTE=KingofOldSchool]Source: PWInsider.com

*Backstage, the federal investigator reveals they have found DNA for Mr. McMahon and the limo driver in the limo and the investigation is continuing.

Didnt they say on raw that the limo driver got a call from his wife and wasnt even near the limo.

They still haven't updated the Vengeance page as to what the WWE Tag Title Match is going to be. But personally I would have booked a WWE Tag Team Championship/World Tag Team Championship Unification Fatal 4-Way Match: Cade & Murdoch v. The Hardys v. Deuce ‘N Domino v. London & Kendrick.