Rumored WWE releases
 

According to some people with WWE Mobile phones, Vince has just released JBL and Kane. This I won't believe along with the Chris Benoit allegations until the Toxicoligy report is released.

<font color=white>lol what?</font>

Kane I could POSSIBLY see, but not JBL unless he asked for his release.

:wtf:

i can see vince fire alot of roid heads after benoit but jbl does not wrestle anymore.

WWE is going to be hurting very badly, on that note I'm taking up training to become a pro wrestler...:shifty:

Maybe they quit after everything

I have a pretty squeeky clean image and i'm the polar opposite of a roid monster, I am exactly what they need right now.

Kane looks like he hasnt been on Roids in a long time.

Why do I have a feeling that you got this news from GameFAQs?

I'm 5' 8" and drug free, hire me.

OMGZ I HURDZ THAT GOLDBURG IZ CUMMIN BAK TO FASE SENA AT DA WRESSLEMANIA!1!!1

I too am training to be a wrestler, not that Vince would hire me since I'm either 5'7 ½" or 5' 8 ½" tall/248 lbs.

Now's your best chance to get a good push since they'll probably start doing away with the big guys for a while.

Um...Neither JBL or Kane look like they take 'roids. Plus they are both company boys, they wouldn't have gotten fired. The might ask for a release.

If I see something not posted here that I see, I'll post it but never any gamefaqs, ign or wiki trash. Thanks for that bout of confidance King, but I'm only 19 and without a license.

Way too much mass @ 248 lbs. They dont want anything suspicious.

Now, me, at 5'8" 148lbs...PERFECT. They're getting rid of heavyweights altogether. It'll be Cruiserweights and Lightweights only now.

Well then where did you get this from?

It's not on WWE.com, the Observer, or PWInsider.

Kane I could see, because he was rumored to be retiring at the end of the year.

<font color=white>5'7/5'8 and 248lbs? I'm like 6'2 and 224 (231 billed ;) )

So are you Batista big or Earthquake big? :D</font>

I'm 5'8, Im just gonna model myself after Taz, throw a few suplexes, give them a few stiff boots, and then finish them with an inescapeble Choke. By the time I'm 26 no one will even remember who Taz was, and when they do they'll think of that fat announcer.

OMGZ! ITS CONFIRMED!

source: http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

- Kane and JBL have been fired from the WWE. Speculation is they made the comment, "Geez, we take WAY more roids than Benoit and WE haven't snapped yet" in front of McMahon and were promptly wished the best on their future endeavors.

- Also Brian Kendrick is said to be on the chopping block as backstage, he is known as one of the most notorious steroid users and distributors, and many workers call him "The Hookup".

- Also, straight edge superstar Rob Van Dam is being praised for his clean image and honest hard work both in and out of the ring.

LOL, solid information from MB.

As always ;)

Uh oh, I think the Ruse Report has some competition.

lol @ MB.

You know, all this talk about 'roids...

I think Alienoid06 should keep a low profile for a bit.

His name rhymes with 'roid. He has 3 letters in his name that make up 'roids, and some Russians may think he's called Alienroid. - He could be next :shifty:

http://www.fakewrestlingnewspage.comzors

^ All the latest news a rumors right there.

Take that Boone.

OMG I JUST SAW THAT CHRIS BENOIT IS GOING TO APPEAR AT THE IMPACT TAPINGS NEXT MONDAY TO EXPLAIN HIS ACTIONS!!1!!

Thanks fakewrestlingnewspage.com!:y: :y:

lol Koos, you're too much.

Matt Boone probably has a number you can text to get put on the "WWE News Text Service" and dumb people think it's actually WWE.

You can't tell who took roids. Fuck, Ric Flair and Edge both took them but you'd never guess it.

Yeah.

I don't think Scott Steiner took roids.

:shifty:

Daniel Benoit was on roids too. Fuckin Chris Benoit.

Back in the 80's he was pumped up, so it was more obvious back then.

No, I'm pretty sure you could guess it.

Kane and JBL aren't fired. I really wonder where this lame rumor came from.

Can someone tell me how you couldn't see that Edge was on steriods when he got drafted over to Raw after his big injury?

Matt Boone. Didn't you read the above statements? :shifty:

lol @ legend.

Fuck sake, he even admitted it. You really could tell to. Stevie Wonder called me up to tell me he noticed too.