WWE is hiring for staff accountants.
 

And I'm an accountant....

DO IT!

They won't just hire any random fuckwit. Not meaning to offend you, just saying...

You should apply.

:rofl:

I'm not a random fuckwit, I'm an account. It is my job, and I have experience. You are dumb.

I'm doubting I would get an interview, but I'm qualified for the position.

IF YOU BELIEVE IT...YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT!!

I just applied for the position. Ball is in the court. It would be fun to be accounting for John Cena's raise.

On the application it askes Why did you apply, so I says "Cause I'm an HBK mark."

Then it askes how familiar are you with the product and it gives a drop down menu. I picked superfan.

Never a more true word... well, words said.

Haha that is awesome. Go balance the fuck out of their balance sheet. ACCOUNTANTS FTW!

So is anyone seeing Summerslam? Looking forward to Steve-o?

Should have gone with "Never heard of it", since it seems they don't like people who actually know the product.

This is funny in so many ways.

reminds of tough enough with those guys sending in their video, where they are crying saying wrestling is their dream. PICK ME VINCE!, PICK MMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!111

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

...and you have a great big staff. :naughty:

Also, wtf, did they fire Irwin? :shifty:

The IRS, now there's a man you could trust to handle your finances. As long as you were broke. And had no accounts.

Bless that man, he brought fashion to the masses

<font color=goldenrod>They should wait five years so I can get my college degree/CPA license and come work for them.</font> :shifty: