Great Khali Facts
 

I saw this a long time ago but everyone is posting it on the wrestling boards I'm part of. So i figure I might as well put it here.

- The Great Khali's full name is Dalip Singh Rana

- The Great Khali has a chest measuring 63 Inches

- The Great Khali is billed as being from The Punjab Jungles of India, in reality, there are no real Jungles in Punjab and Khali is from a state called Himachal Pradesh.

- The Great Khali's name is taken from the Indian Goddess of power "Kaali"

- When he was small, Dalip Singh used to work as a stone breaker, his job involved breaking big stones into pieces and then passing the broken pieces to another laborer who would then take them further. This job was given to Dalip Singh because at that moment of time, there were proper roads being constructed in the Dhirana Town, therefore Dalip worked as one of the laborers, he was given meagre daily wages.

- Dalip actually was intimidated by people much smaller than him back when he worked as the roadside labourer.

- Dalip Singh wants to open four professional wrestling schools in India since there are none yet, he wants to see more and more Indian blood going into pro wrestling too.

- Dalip Singh knows conversational English and is still learning more of it.

- When he is at his home in Jalandhar, Dalip actively visits various Gyms in his city and gives the youth tips on bodybuilding.

- Dalip Singh is a Rajput Hindu and a devout one for that.

- Dalip Singh likes to eat all sorts of Punjabi food and hasn't yet developed a liking for any type of Fast Food.

- Dalip Singh's bodybuilding Coach's name is Dr. Randhir Kumar

- Besides his employment with the WWE, Dalip Singh is also a sub inspector in Punjab Police.

- Dalip donates a large chunk of his income towards the development of his village Dhirana.

- Dalip Singh's wife, Mrs. Harminder is a typical Indian Housewife and isn't involved into any kind of a job.

- Dalip Singh loves kids and spends a lot of time with the children of his siblings whenever he gets home.

- He is very Agile in real life and had quite an interest in Athletics before he took on to bodybuilding.

- The Great Khali is drugs-free, alchohol-free and smoking-free (unproclaimed Straight Edge) just like CM Punk but is yet to achieve some recognition for that.

And of course, the obligatory picture of his wife.

http://www.khali.info/the-great-khal...t-khali-54.jpg

She must walk funny for days after they have sex.

This is a staggeringly useless thread, I must be honest.

Holy shit! She's hot! Look where her arms going as well! lol.

Probably, but useless facts are fun.

Why'd I click this thread?

I wonder if she can go "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR" too... :naughty:

I'd def sex his wife

Excellent thread with awesome facts about Khali for us Khali marks.

Fact - Rob is a huge mark for anything Khali related.

KHALI EAT WIFE OUT EVERY NIGHT HAVE ROAST CHICKEN BY BED


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Well, I like Khali. He's not my favorite but I don't hate on him like...nearlye very smark.

This is the best thread ever made. I love Khali. I hope he gets to do promos soon.

I can make her do that.

:rofl: Wrestling school of Khali could you imagine?
Khali: Today we learn best move in wrestling. *Chop*

She has sex with a 420 bodybuilding giant.

I don't think you could.

His wife is indeed fucking hot.

If the WWE has brains, they would turn Khali from being a mindless monster, into being this human being, who actually manages to capture my interest. The WWE has Khali want to destroy Cena, but we don't know why. Let's get Khali's translator telling us about how he wants to open wrestling schools. Let them talk about what he does for his community. Make him into a heel with depth.

Oh, and if Khali is agile, let him move! For God sake, the man moves like a automatron.

*marks out at more Khali infos!!!111*

For all you know The Great Kahli has a small weiner.

Or maybe his penis is Big Show-Leg sized.

Jesus, I just imagined JR calling a porn with Khali in it... That is some scary sounding shit.

.....Xero, you just gave me an idea....

And it's not the size that matters. It's how you use it.

And Khali is well built on a big level.

:wtf:

Just go to the "scenes from a hat" thread.

Well, technically 450 > 420. ;)

That is SO going in my sig!

Kahli fact: Scientist believe that one of the great Kahli's farts was responiceble for the big bang and the creation of the universe.

I thought that was Chuck Norris.

Kahli fact: Kahli is actaully the reinacrantion of the mythical god Atlas, best known for his work in carrying the world on his back. It is believed this is the reason Kahli has no problem with carrying John Cena to watchable matches.

Nope, Kahli.

Who the fuck here HATES on KHALI!!!

We wouldn't dare do that, out of fear for the Brain Chop.

KHALI LOVED BY ALL SMARK FAN BIG TIME RRAAAAERHHRHR!!!!1one

Kahli fact: The great Kahli has never counted to infinity. Not because he can't, but instead because it isn't big enough for him to waste his time with.

Kahli fact: The Great Kahli heard that everything was bigger in Texas. Apon arrive, he was very disappointed.

Warrior fact: When Ultimate Warrior was mention the gods above, it was a reference to the Great Kahli, which is where Warrior got his strength.

Kahli fact: The Great Kahli actaully invented manned flight, but felt sorry for the Wright brothers and let them claim the honor. Kahli is a very generous person.

Khali Fact:

The Great Khali created crayons, by crushing a rainbow into a box.

So has this guy lost a match

Khali Fact:

The Great Khali created the Great Lakes, by chopping an old ocean into five smaller pieces.

Khali Fact: The Great Khali does not lose matches, he simply misplaces them.