What would you do if you saw MATT BOONE on the streets?
 

Alone in a dark alley

Discuss

I'd gore him, with a real bull.

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This is the best MacGyver post of all time, and it will never be topped

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I'd put my balls in his mouth.

I'd pull him aside and tell him that the APA may be breaking up and that Jericho is rumoured to be jumping ship to the WWF.

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BAHGAWD STUNNER ON MATT BOONE!

This is assuming I know what he looks like?

Remind him that fist can be a verb.

Someone listens to th Bloodhound Gang.

I agree. :y: :D

indeed :y:

LOL at MacGyver

Id do these 5 things if I seen Boone

1. Tell him does he know that Benoit is dead?
2. Did you report this tragic news this weekend?
3. Tell him I heard Macho Man Randy Savage has signed back with WWE
4. Told him I have seen some UNREAL thong shots of Maria
5. Shake his hand and then WHAM Stone Cold Stunner on Boone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laugh at him.

Call him a jackass

Kick him in the balls 1000 times for everything he's gotten wrong.

I would calmly point out that Shannon Moore and other mid to low card jobbers are not HUGE STARS and that if they are released by a company, it does not warrant a link/fake porn pics in said article.

I would also confiscate his caps lock button.

Fixed. :y:

I'd offer him a limo ride...

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Writer: Wait, Shawn!!! Don't hit that but-
BOOM!

Shawn: oops... :|

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I'd kill him then grab his money and run...

To quote St. Jimmy from one of the best posts I've read in my short time on here, I would 'fucking stab him in his fucking face. That'll fucking teach him!'

As a fellow journalist he makes me sick. I really do want to give him a punch in his face. Not a huge one, just a short little punch right in his face.

I would have no idea what he looks like. If I somehow found out it was him I would talk to him and laugh at all the people who get so worked up over him.

Is Matt Boone a robot, or just a douchebag? Why is he allowed to post the news here? Anyway, if I knew what he looked like, I would kill him.

A. I posted a picture of him a while ago.

B. He's 'here' only because Triple A doesn't give a shit to take the RSS feed from WrestleZone off and let someone else take over. He doesn't actually post for us.

Two words- Man Rape

I da break his back and da fuck him da ass. I da make him humble!

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Shi't, he looks like me in my youth. I'm gonna have to burn all my photo albums now

Properly funny :)

I'd kill him in the alley and then announce his death using wikipedia.