Predict the Next Champion...
 

This is just a pointless game because I am bored. Predict who you think will be the next Champions, and if you get it right, well you look smarter (or just luckier) than everyone else.

Feel free to discuss predictions, as well. I had some guidelines up, but decided they were shit. Just make predictions here.

Raw- Both Lashley and Cena are invincible so no chance of injuries. These guys will maybe swap the title back and forth until Trips is ready for another title shot. Welcome to the glass ceiling show.

Smackdown- Judging by their recent booking I think once Bats and MVP go down with injuries over the next few months, we'll see Rey pick up the title in a david/goliath x1000 match at Summerslam.

ECW- Seriously, who's actually left in this shitty sub-brand? C M Punk will probably get the title, it's a shame he lost most of his heat when they had Bobcore kick his ass.

WWE- King Booker will reign supreme after he has battled that rogue, Triple H, and Randy Orton takes over fighting that lowly peasant. Booker goes on to head into WrestleMania as WWE Champion. OK, maybe I'm high.

IC- Jeff Hardy hits multiple Swanton Bombs on Umaga at The Great American Bash to capture his fourth Intercontinental Championship.

World Tag Team- Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch lose the belts to Paul London & Brian Kendrick in a random tag team match, after we have seen neither team for months. Then the WWE will question why they weren't over, and decide not to use either team again for another period of several months. Hey, at least it's another long reign for London & Kendrick.

Women's- The forces of evil overcome Candice Michelle and Mickie James at The Great American Bash, allowing Melina to regain her Women's Championship.

World Heavyweight- Batista will be the next Champ. Khali pins Kane at The Great American Bash, and Batista wins the belt back at Summerslam, and I continue to be pissed off at SmackDown!.

US- Matt Hardy wins only his fourth singles title from MVP at The Great American Bash.

WWE Tag Team- The Major Brothers jump to my head straight away, but it would not surprise me if Batista & Rey Mysterio go back to being buddies when Rey returns, and they get another run here.

Cruiserweight- Rey Mysterio defeats Chavo, breaks his own record with nine title reigns, and we're meant to care about the belt again. That is until Rey loses it back to Chavo, and he suddenly becomes too big for the division.

MVP and Dykstra for tag champs,
Londrick as WWE tag champs
Hardy for IC and US title
LashCena for WWE champ

WWE Champion - Lashley (Summerslam)

World Champion - Undertaker (Survivor Series)

ECW Champion - CM Punk (Summerslam)

IC Champion - Jeff Hardy (Unforgiven)

US Champion - Matt Hardy (Summerslam)

WWE Champ HHH WM 24

World Champion Rey Mysterio Summerslam

ECW Champ CM Punk Unforgiven

I-C Champ Jeff Hardy GAB

U,S, Champion Matt Hardy Summerslam

WWE Tag Champs- London and Kendrick No Mercy

Smackdown Tag Champs- Major Brothers Unforgiven

Cruiserweight Champion- Jimmy Wang Yang Smackdown

Womens Champion- Melina RAW

Womens Champ - Mickie James

Cruiserweight - Jimmy Wang Yang

IC Champ - Jeff Hardy

US Champ - Matt Hardy

SmackDown tag Champs - Major Brothers

Raw Tag Champs -

ECW Champ - C M Punk

WWE Champ - HHH

WHC - After the "SmackDown! curse" makes it's way through the entire
roster Big Dick Johnson will make his return to defeat Josh Matthews in
the first ever "Playgirl I'm gayer than you" match at WM24

HAHAHA The Miz special ref in that Playgirl Title match HOORAH!

WHC- Gary Brolsma
WWE Champ- The Messiah
US Champ- Ric Flair
IC Champ- Christy Hemme
World Tag Team Champs- Corey Feldman & Corey Haim
WWE Tag Champs- Soma Joe with both belts
Cruiserweight Champ- Aurora Rose McMahon
Women's Champ- Shane in Drag

World Heavyweight: Mark Henry, after Batista, MVP, Khali, Matt Hardy, The Popcorn Vender, Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, and Jimmy Wang Yang are all injured Mizark will become champion

Ken fucking Kennedy. Period.

Period.

Orton will take the WWE title from Cena and job to HHH.

John Cena