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OMG, is Hornswoggle the first non-mexican midget to win a cruiserwieght championship?

Dean Malenko?

I'm still trying to figure what fuckhead writer thought this was a good idea...

Dean Malenko? Dean Malenko???? Dean is a man of average size. I was trying to make fun of Rey Mysterio.

Writer: Vince, we want to give the Cruiserweight title to someone new...
Vince: Cruiserwhat now?
Writer: ... The short person's title...
Vince: Oh yeah.............. Hey, Dylan, you want the Cruiserthingy title?
Hornswaggle: Uhhh... Sure?
Vince: Okay!

He's a midget compared to almost everyone else on the roster...

I bet Finlay is pissed. I would be if my leprechaun sidekick got a title before I did.

It's hard to believe Vince thinks that bad writing may be responsible for bad ratings.

Not like he didn't hold the U.S. Title last year or anything.

Seriously, it seems like someone is purposely trying to make WWE fail sometimes. Anyhow, I bet they are going to do something with Hornswoggle and Kahli in a photo shoot or article in Smackdown magazine or whatever the hell it is. It will probably be gay.

I bet they're building up to a Hornswoggle versus Wee-Man from Jackass match at SummerSlam.

The WWE probably thinks it is funny to have a midget as Cruiserweight Champion. I was hoping that they'd add the Cruiserweight Open Invitational to The Great American Bash to just allow the guys to go out there and have a match more fun than the RAW and SmackDown! main events (despite not having the time or structure to tell a story). Fuck, I give up. Hornswoggle is a joke Champion, and joke Champions are just that, jokes. No one takes them seriously, and they cause more harm than good.

The only way this can be any form of entertaining, is if Jamie Noble kills Hornswoggle on SmackDown!. I mean obliterates him. Noble then wins his second Cruiserweight Championship after making Hornswoggle his bitch, and then Finlay steps in to get some revenge for Hornswoggle, and we get Finlay vs. Jamie Noble in a non-title wrestling match, where Noble gets to show his stuff. Then give Noble the win, so the cruiserweights look like they can hang with heavyweights.

As it stands right now, marks probably don't believe the cruiserweights can even hang with men smaller than them.

Fuck that, I will watch Smackdown just to see the wee little bastard with the CW title.

It'll look about the same as Rey Rey with the WHC.

No, Hornswoggle is at least a credible champion.

I meant in terms of size.

So Hornswaggle is now a WWE Cruiserweight champion and a X-Division champion? Interesting.

As for how much of a joke it is that he won the belt, I guess I should be shocked and appalled that he won it but I stop caring about title changes after Randy defeated You-Know-Who for the belt. A title change just doesn't affect me anymore.

Sadly thats the first thing I thought of when Hornswoggle won the title.

Hold up. Hornswaggle won the X-DIVISION TITLE?! When the hell did this happen?




Or was I a victim of a joke? :shifty:

Not TNA's X-Division title. I believe it was either NWA Wisconsin or NWA Midwest's X-Division title he won. He was their first X-Division champion.

I probably should have mentioned that in my original post. Sorry. :-\

They have to have Hornswoggle v Khali, just for laughs.

Indeed. Because we're then one bodyslam away from naked pictures. But that's enough about that :eek:

Well, if they do a "champion's match" like they're doing on Raw...

...oh wait, all of SDs champions are heels now.

Hornswoogle is a heel? I thought he was just comic relief. And for that matter, Finlay is only a heel because he isn't a face, but he really isn't a heel either.

I assumed Hornswoggle is a heel because of pretty much what you said... I mean, his prime function has been to interfere/pass the sheleighleuafecehereke... sitck to Finlay and generally cheat.

I considered Finlay a Tough Guy Heel, along the lines of Dick Murdoch, Dick Slater, and the like. Only Irish.

same one who thought the great kailie needs a belt

:lol:
and it worked!