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KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:48 PM

Official RAW Thread (7/30/2007): Destiny is only an RKO away
 
The battle between the kingdoms of Booker and Lawler continues to build, as the duel between the royals on Raw is Monday night.

WWE.com caught up with King Booker as he was studying a library of videotapes with his Queen Sharmell by his side. Making mental notes about WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler’s tendencies and tactics, the monarch tried to control his anger as he caught a glimpse of Lawler wearing the crown and royal robes he’s displayed proudly for the past 30 years.

Alas, the King’s anger boiled over, proclaiming he has had his fill of pretenders and traitors to his throne, including Lawler and the King of Kings, Triple H.

"It will be a new beginning for King Booker [on Monday] … I will prove to the world that Jerry Lawler is no more than a fake. He’s a fraud and a phony," proclaimed the King.

When told of the arrogant royal’s outburst, Lawler just shook his head. He’s already shown his disgust for this ugly dispute, frequently explaining to Booker there’s plenty of room for two kings in the vast kingdom in WWE.

"I thought a couple of weeks ago we were going to have a chance to peacefully co-exist … No one’s had any problem with me being 'The King' for the past 30 years," Lawler explained.

He went on to explain that the King of the Ring tournament winner has the right to call himself "king" for a period of time, and he has no problem with that winning temporarily infringing on his royal trademark. They’ve earned it.

But King Booker’s demand that all ring royalty renounce their throne is just ludicrous to the Memphis hero. The fact that Triple H’s video announcements of The Game’s return at SummerSlam also makes Lawler wonder about Booker’s state of mind.

"I’m surprised his crown will fit on his head, it’s swelled so much," Lawler joked. "If he wants to make this match about whom the only king in WWE is, that’s OK with me. I’m not worried about that. To me, this is just another match where I prove to my opponent why I’m called ‘The King.’"

Booker warned the treasonous Lawler had better worry about his personal well-being. It’s been nearly nine months since Lawler has been in action inside the WWE ring. The arrogant royal looks to use the WWE Hall of Famer’s inactivity to his advantage, and end the Lawler’s legend once and for all.

"On Monday Night Raw, I will prove that I am the greatest champion, the King of all Kings, and I will lay Jerry Lawler down to rest," King Booker proclaimed.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:51 PM

I'm predicting that Lawler will get more offense in on Booker than he should.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:53 PM

Holy crap the kid from Home Alone is in the front row.

diothoir 07-30-2007 08:53 PM

Hopefully Booker in 2 minutes clean.

Probably Booker in 8 minutes with a rollup with feet on the ropes to protect the commentator. :(

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:56 PM

The countdown to Cena jobbing the title is on.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:56 PM

CARLITO'S CABANA

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 08:56 PM

Carlito's interacting with main eventers? Somebody STOP HIM!

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkbowler
Carlito's interacting with main eventers? Somebody STOP HIM!

What's next? A title shot? :rofl:

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:58 PM

LOL @ the stabbing reference

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 08:58 PM

Wait...there was a three years ago? What? Huh?

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 08:59 PM

We all saw Herbie: Fully Loaded? :wtf:

McLegend 07-30-2007 08:59 PM

lol awsome.

Love the reference to the stabbing.

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 09:02 PM

Cena won't send him a Christmas card? OOOOOOOOOH! ZING!

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:02 PM

Hahahaha Lashley is going to destroy Kennedy.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkbowler
Cena won't send him a Christmas card? OOOOOOOOOH! ZING!

It got the eight year olds to laugh.

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 09:03 PM

Stick his apples up his cabana? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkbowler
Stick his apples up his cabana? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

Didn't you hear? Cabana is the new slang for ass.

James Steele 07-30-2007 09:08 PM

:lol:

That segment had potential until Cena went into corny joke over-drive.

JT 07-30-2007 09:08 PM

Honestly after all the apathy I've had for wrestling lately, I enjoyed that.

Seriously, was it really that bad?

JT 07-30-2007 09:09 PM

Victory is not in this match...therefore this match has no credibility.

Londoner 07-30-2007 09:11 PM

Good start to raw, but those shite themes the women come out to piss me off, especially Marias ffs.

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 09:12 PM

So it's three actual wrestlers vs. one wrestler and two models.

Mooияakeя™ 07-30-2007 09:13 PM

Kennedy owns. Just hearing him say Shutup to Carlito cracked me up. Cena wold have done well to stfu. It'd be good to see Kennedy get a classic heel victory today. They can't keep jobbing him.

Fucking Maria... av it.

JT 07-30-2007 09:13 PM

Dear lord, please end this match now, or deliverous a wardrobe malfunction...thus making me feel like I'm not wasting time.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:13 PM

Maria's back to jobbing. :lol:

Londoner 07-30-2007 09:14 PM

Thank fuck for that.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JT Kool
Dear lord, please end this match now, or deliverous a wardrobe malfunction...thus making me feel like I'm not wasting time.

That was a good match, what are you talking about?

Exyle 07-30-2007 09:14 PM

JR doesn't know which one is Beth Phoenix and which one is Jillian Hall. Nice. :roll:

Mooияakeя™ 07-30-2007 09:14 PM

This really needs a Marella rape angle.

UmbrellaCorporation 07-30-2007 09:15 PM

When Triple H comes back, my life will be complete. :heart:

Londoner 07-30-2007 09:15 PM

Yeeeaahhh love this music.

LK 07-30-2007 09:15 PM

Melina :drool:

Oh and that match sucked

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 09:15 PM

I've got two words to describe that match: Shark Week.

LK 07-30-2007 09:15 PM

I pray that Trips uses that music again

Mooияakeя™ 07-30-2007 09:16 PM

Jesus. Too many adverts over there. But Cow and Chicken is on Boomerang so watching that in between. lol

Mooияakeя™ 07-30-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LK
I pray that Trips uses that music again

"My Time"? - Damn right. me too.

Innovator 07-30-2007 09:18 PM

Kennedy vs. The Incredible Shrinking Lashley

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:19 PM

LOL Santino is refusing

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2007 09:19 PM

THATSA SPICYA MEATA-BALL

Linkbowler 07-30-2007 09:20 PM

He's-a-da pissedoff paisano.

Eeet's-a-heem, Santino!


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