What is the worst finsher in a fake fight
 

Yeah, think about that one.

Still the Worm.

Finger Poke of Doom.

Punch to the head or like any sort of striking move.

F-U

Garvin Stomp

leg drop, no question. even in real life it wouldn't hurt much, unless the guy doing it was really really fat

This is not going to be as good as the origional BFIARF :( Nothing ever will be though :(

Abdominal stretch. When's the last time that ended a match?

Duh? Canadian Destroyer.

Shinku Gadouken.

Powerbomb on the bar. Jeeze.

Alabama Slam

Big show's poop-ey pants

A knife to the throat.

I mean if you think about it this way, if this was in a scripted WWE ring and a wrestler "shoots" and pulls out a knife and slices his opponents throat. Well that would be really bad compared to just kicking out of the guys finisher. That would only get you fired, a knife would get you fired and jail time for attempted murder.

Blackdragon DDT. I could see that ending up with the victim either dead or in a coma and you in a jail cell.

What was that move that STONE COLD Steve Austin used to use to stun hi opponents then pin them?

BAHGAWDSTUNNERBBQSAUCE

Whats a blackdragon DDT?

STFU

And no, I'm not telling you to shut up.