How would you book the Diva Search?
 

No, seriously. Is there anything you feel that could be done to make The Diva Search interesting? Any ideas welcome.

Besides them all having sex with each other on live tv... There is nothing that can be done to make the Diva search interesting.

Divas in Lust 1: Mickie Refs

What if they all wore funny hats or something? Wouldn't that be nice?

Nah, the thing should be canned, its really not worth it.

If they added a freestyle battle, it would be awesome.

Alienoid mode:-

I would book it so the final 3 are in the ring. London & Kendrick come down and challenge the three to a match where they eventually win. The obligitory blonde with big breasts challenges Val Venis for a match for the vacant WWE title the following week. During the match, the long lost son of Bret Hart, Phillipe Hart-Smith-Anvil, who's working wonders down in GHW interferes costing the BwBB the match. Val then has a live sex show with all of the competitors while London & Kendrick take over the world.

'What shall we do tonight Brian?'
'The same thing we do every night Paul, try to take over the world.'

Ohhh, that would be good...

How would I book the Diva Search?

I wouldn't, the ratings are low enough.

I'd book the diva search in my bedroom.

PERIOD!!!

well, no period!!!

Book them on a flight to Orlando and let TNA have the shit this year.

Book it so everyone can win a contract. Have only one event for this. If they slice their wrists and then hang from their ankles for 6 hours, they get a contract.

I'd book it so Stone Cold comes out and stunners them all.

DIVA SEARCH WINNER: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

Dunno if Stone Cold has the legs for it...