Dark Rising---Starring Christian Cage
 

Yes I shit you not...a horror comedy movie starring non other than "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage himself..

And the movie looks like shit...and Cages acting looks like shit....if this movie is anything but straight to dvd then I will be horribly surprised..

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If that isn't a Horror/Comedy I'll eat my virtual hat...

I don't know who Julia Schneider is, but I want to beat them cakes up.

Apparently Christian is also listed as a bodyguard in the upcomming Clive Owen action movie...Shoot Em Up

This looks fantastic.

He probably is just doing this for his SAG card so he can get Insurance, a la Mick Foley (see Foley is Good) and alot of guys like HHH even.

lol. Christian looks awesome in that piece of shit.

It's obviously straight to video. I would rent it if I was assured a decent amount of Christian.

And it's from the producers of the classics "Phil The Alien" and "Medium Raw"!!!

How can you go wrong!?

:shifty:

That looks horrible.