WWE Injuries
 

Can we make a list of WWE's injured wrestlers and when they are set to be well enough to return?

Undertaker, obviously at Unforgiven...

Lashey?
Edge?
HBK?

Anyone else?

Edge I think by the end of the year

I think Michaels is due to be back around *cue ominous music* SURVIVOR SERIES!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I have this sickening feeling that if Cena got injured prior to Lashley, they'd have stuck the belt on him and Raw would be as dreadful as ECW was December through to May.

Lashley is the man, your a pop tard.

Being big and black doesn't make you the man. Lashley sucks.

I remember how awful of a yr 01 was for WWE absences

Austin had various problems and he couldnt wrestle
Angle got hurt in his match with Shane at KOTR 01 and was out a bit
HHH tore his quad
Benoit had neck surgery
While not an injury Rock made Scorpion King around this time as well

Hardcore Holly is on the injured list as well

Seriously, were you born feet first?

Life time jobbers don't count.

Pfft, I thought they had just taken him off TV finally...

Why can't you accept we don't have the same taste in wrestling?

I don't know what you like. I like the 80's style and that's what is going on right now so I kinda dig it. Although tons of shit sucks, there is a lot of goodness as well.

Yes, only you don't seem to like anything good. And the 80's fuckin sucked, anything pre '96 was unwatchable. Much like a Cena/Lashley match.

Where's this 80's style wrestling that you speak of?

Who cars if Jordan likes shit? Half the board have the taste of your average maggot.

Your average maggot would avoid Cena/Lashley.

Which was a really good match.

Please tell me you are kidding. I mean I'm a fan of Billy Gunn, X-Pac, and most recently Batista...and even I can see Lashley sucks some filthy form of a real dirty dick.

Lashey > Batista

You do have a point there but that's not saying much.

I dunno. I think Lashley and Batista are on an equally low plane. Lashley sucks pretty royally and I am enjoying this vacation from him taking up time on my TV.

Oh come now, Sticky you're siding with JoX?

Dancin' Dave is awesome. As a wrestler he sucks something aweful, but Lashley sucks an equal amount only he doesn't even dance. Plus you don't get to shout "BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with Bobby. :p

You can, however, shout things like "This match is going to be a bomb" and "I wish someone would drop a bomb on the arena" during Lashley matches.

Well you can shout that during a Tista match too. Just as long as the bomb drops after he gets to do his dancin!

Batista is shit on the mic, but then Austin only ever had the same 3 one-liners and we loved him anyway.

Lashley is just unfortunate that he's a great hulking powerhouse, with the voice of a retarded 12 year old girl. *bug eyes* NO!!

WHAT

To get back on topic, Gregory Helms won't be back until about June of next year at the earliest.

You might even say he is a pop tart

Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts.

At least Batista gets reactions. Lashley gets no reactions at all.

Not all of us.