Holy Shit! 10 WWE Superstars suspended
 

WWE suspends 10 wrestlers



by Dave Meltzer

WWE today officially suspended 10 of its performers based on information received from investigators in the Albany, NY district attorneys office.

None of the names have been released but it will likely be obvious over the next week who at least some of them are.

The suspensions would likely be based on proof that performers were using Signature Pharmacy or another Internet prescription type firm after the implemenation of the Wellness policy.

The company also has informed all performers that beginning 11/1, the company will publicly release the names of anyone who is suspended under drug policy violations.

source: WO

This could potentially fuck up Unforgiven.

Not if they're all jobbers, or in development.

Um, it is probably Rey Mysterio, and now that he is gone again Batista is back up to #1 contender.

This is swweeeet... I hope Rey is on that list, as well as Khali and Batista.

Hmm, wow. I guess they aren't f'n around anymore...

Or if they are all bums then I guess they're just trying to act like they mean business...

Tista Contendership Comin' Up!

I hope the list looks something like this:

Batista, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Great Khali, Bobby Lashley, Snitsky...

Watch there be somebody really odd on their too....




Shannon Moore.

Santino Marella and Eugene, are names I can see on that list for some reason.

EVERYONE! Make your fantasy list of 10!

Santino Marella
Eugene
Highlander Rory
Jeff Hardy (if he is on that list, he is one dumb fuck for being suspended after a suspension)
Lance Cade
Balls Mahoney
Jimmy Wang Yang
Shelton Benjamin
Major Brother #1
Major Brother #2

The list will likely be a bunch of lower card guys with or two semi big names on it.

No, just typical.

The 10 are: Shannon Moore, Paul London, Brian Kindrick, Jimmy Wang Yang, Jamie Noble, both Majors, Dave Taylor, Kenny Dextra, and Rey Mysterio. All guys they don't do anything with any ways, and Rey because he is Bats' way of eternal #1 contendership.

1. Batista
2. Great Khali
3. Bobby Lashley
4. Shelton Benjamin
5. Jeff Hardy
6. Lance Cade
7-10 are guys we've never heard of

It won't be any champions, so guys like Khali, Cade, etc won't be on there.

Cade could still be on. You know damn well that the Texas guys with the big gold belts aren't REALLY Champions.

Neither Khali nor Cade would surprise me at all.

"In what can only be called perplexing, Vince McMahon has been suspended, without pay, for one month."

:shifty:

John Cena is on the list; thankfully, he will overcome the odds and make it to (insert name of next shitty PPV).

You think that's bad? He once sued himself.

Hornswaggle

hmmm
 

From the NY Daily News:

- The WWE was rocked again today, after several of wrestling's top names emerged in the Albany district attorney's probe into a widespread Internet doping scandal.

The wrestling congomerate based in Stamford announced that it will suspend 10 of its biggest stars for violation of its wellness policy.

Top wrestlers Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Jr., Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike Bucci, Anthony Carelli, John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero were all identified as clients of Signature Pharmacy in Orlando, the site raided by Albany County and Florida law enforcement agencies in February for distributing steroids and other prescription drugs to clients who had not been examined by doctors. The investigation is part of a probe into illegal Internet drug distribution by Albany D.A. David Soares

John cena FU's the test results

If that is accurate, "Holy Shit".

WOWWWW cena could be champ for another year.

Yeah i know, not sure how reliable it is though, just looked through some pages.

lol if Edge and Helms got suspended while injured

Fuuck, Not Kennedy.

chris benoit killed his family

I wonder if their suspension will run concurrent to, or after their injury time off.

Shocked about Edge if this is all true, after reading his book, would not think the guy to dabble in that stuff. Oh well...

Buuuttt Kennedy stopped taking steroids, he said so himself. :'(

Plus i guess that would be the Triple H, King Booker angle down the shitter!

Havent they known about all of that since like March?

1. Great Khali
2. Batista
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Randy Orton
5. Santino Morella
6. Umaga
7. Chavo Guerrero
8. Dunno
9. Dunno
10. Dunno

Wait, are all those guys heels? That's funny!

Yeah that angle ended at Summerslam.

Where's Don West screaming about how bizarre it is when you need him?

So...shouldn't that mean Orton is fired?

BTW, I don't trust that list. If William Regal has been taking 'roids, then he needs to get his money back.

Then again this could be pain pills.