| The One |
09-03-2007 11:28 PM |
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Originally Posted by Fignuts
Well if you are going to wish death upon him, at least be creative. Like falling off a building with his jacket packed with candy, so when he hits the ground he explodes like a big human pinata. Then it won't be so sad cause hey, free candy.
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How about this. As he is walking down the street, someone from the 3rd story of a building throws a water balloon on him. It splatters. Suprise twist, it's filled with liquor. He goes to report this to a police officer, who promptly arrests him for being drunk in public. After all his clothes are drenched in rum. He is placed in the back of the car and is being driven to a holding cell. Mid journey the cop car crashes into a delivery truck. Sadly, when car crashes, the officers gun goes off on it's own, killing him instantly. His partner however is still alive, but barely breathing. He crawls out from under the car and begins to look around. As he does so, the other officer is able to reach for the radio and report that the car has been smashed, one officer is shot and one is badly hurt, but before he can say anything more the delivery truck explodes...after all it was carrying a full load of fireworks and the collision cause a small fire to break out. Bits and pieces of the two vehicles explode outward and cut him unmercifully. He begins to crawl away from the explosion bleeding everywhere. Other police cars show up quickly and they fallow the trail of blood. They naturally assume this escaped criminal must be brought down at all costs. The hounds are released, which is a massive case of overkill seeing as how there is a clear and obvious trail of blood to fallow. Nevertheless the dogs quickly locate him an begin to attack him. Chewing off large chunks of flesh. More and more he screams and blood gushes from every part of his body, he prays for death but it won't come, nor will the sweet release of going into shock. Since he remains awake through all of it, when the cops gets the dogs off of him they assume he is capable of going to a holding cell, only this time it's not for detox, obviously this guy is responsible for the death of two officers. He is driven the long way across town to the most dangerous station in the state. There he is introduced to "Big Bubba" as his "new toy" which the cops throw his limp body in there and turn their backs to walk out. Big Bubba has his name for being the most well endowed multiple convict in the history of that particular location. He begins to anally rape him repeatedly with his 14 inch penis stretching out his asshole causing him to bleed so profusely that he finally dies of blood loss.
Would that be ok? |
