BDC's Official ECW Thread for 9/4/07: Will the Punk Era be over shadowed by Boogen?
 

ECW champions a new Punk era
Written: September 4, 2007ECW has a new bastion of extreme and he goes by the name of Punk. This past Saturday night at a television taping in Cincinnati, No. 1 contender CM Punk reshaped the Land of the Extreme by seizing the ECW Championship from John Morrison. Catch this competitive contest in its entirety as well as Punk’s celebration tonight on a monumental edition of ECW on Sci Fi.

“I don’t think I’ve ever been proud of myself before, and tonight I am,” uttered the newly crowned champion, just moments after his golden victory. “Ten years of sacrifice and hard work, one year in ECW, setback after setback — you think something like this will never happen. Tonight, it all paid off.”

After coming within inches of the title in several instances against Morrison, the tenacious Straightedge Superstar defeated three other competitors – Boogen, The Miz and Big Daddy V – last week on ECW on Sci Fi to earn No. 1 contendership. Persistent as ever, CM Punk walked into the U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinnati and unseated the self-proclaimed Shaman of Sexy in the middle of the ring in front of thousands of elated Punk fans.

Tune in to Sci Fi Channel tonight at 10/9 CT to witness a milestone in ECW history and the definitive moment in CM Punk’s sports-entertainment career.

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Or will Boogen end it all?

I love that the official ECW Preview is actually the official ECW Results.

So ECW isn't live tonight? I was under the impression that Punk won the title at a house show.

BTW, this week will be easy, the Raw thread is only 2 pages, we can easily out page it.

Nope, they taped ECW/Smackdown Saturday night.

That is gay. And Bats is going for the Heavywieght title too? That is super homo jordon x sized ghey.

Yeah and they are taping next weeks show this weekend as well.

Well hopefully Bat's 'roid supplier will be outed by then and he will be fired.

Ah snap son, it is starting.

Another new song?

Hahaha, the way Styles said that CM Punk earned another title shot seemed like a jab at Batista.

Wooooooooooooo, Boogen is starting of ECW!!!! I'm makring out like a little girl!

Digging the face paint this week.

Woooooo, Matt Striker is going eat some worms!!!!!!

Matt Striker needs A.C. Slater and Zack Morris.

I liked the all red with the black squiggily line and the black eyes, that was creepy and awesome.

Boogen looks like someone cummed on his mouth.

BDC??

Big Floppy V isn't omnipotent because he isn't omniscience. Knowledge is power, therefore you must be all knowing to be all powerful.

Hold up, are you saying Boogen sucked me off? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Boogen needs to start no selling.

Big Floppy V has more peaks and valleys than the Grand Canyon.

No, I'm implying you jerked off onto his face.

BFV could fill the grand canyon.

Oh yeah, no I didn't.

Last chance?

HA

Batista's got him beat on last chances.

You got that mixed up.

The Grand Canyon can fill BFV.

But no one gets higher than RVD.

Hell, BDV's ass crack was once mistaken as the grand canyon, but they measured it and found it was closer to the size of the Marianas Trench.

Yeah, but at least Punk earns his instead of just coming down and taking them.

I heard the Bermuda Triangle was actually the flap underneath his tits.

Hey, how exactly did that match end? DQ? (the opener, I mean; I missed the ending, but saw Vis beating Boogeyman down.)

No, it is close to his mouth.

BFV attacked Boogen with a clothesline. The match was Boogen v Striker, so DQ.

Miz has balls all over him.

Miz just beat balls.

That's what I thought happened, but was busy for a moment. Thanks man.

Hahahah Kelly loves Balls.

I can't stand Miz...and him beating Balls again pisses me off again. Balls, while as out of shape as most of the rest of the ECW originals, isn't that old, so they could give him a lowercard push, if they wanted to.

Can you blame her? I mean he is so big and hair. What woman doesn't love big hairy balls?

You know, I think Tazz may need some Just for Men for that beard.

It's the Shaman of Steroids.