WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?!?!?!
 

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/alice/

Seriously, this is not cool, clever, witty, intelligent, fun, funny... nothing! Fucking shit!!!

This is a wrestling website!!! First fucking Nacho Libre, then King Leonidas, now "Alice"?! What the fuck?!

Like we're actually gonna see her in ECW... :|

I hope Carlito beats Triple H at Unforgiven. :yes:

Was I the only one thinking this when I read "Alice" in the URL:

http://www.tv-nostalgie.de/brady-bunch-alice.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/claireredfield/

Now explain to me why The Zombie isn't on the roster.

Lol the Zombie... at least he actually appeared on ECW. :lol:

WWE is shit. In times like this, Vince and company turn to what they know...Shilling shitty products.

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But Alice can kick some butt!

Can't wait for this movie.

Oh my God, really? REALLY? :eek: Who knew?

No, cuz Ann B. Davis is all the things that we've established Alice from (Insert Movie Title Here) is not (witty, clever intelligent, funny, etc., etc.)

I'd pay money to see a King Leonidas versus Alice fight.

Spoiler:

Cena wins

LOL at WWE. I would also like Carlito to win, but it's not going to happen. Especially now that Triple H can "OVERCOME THE ODDS!!!!!11"

Also, Ann B. Davis would be more credible than any of the current World Champions, sadly. OK, maybe not CM Punk, but Brady Bunch Alice > Cena + Khali combined.

I'm just disappointed that The Zombie is not in this. I agree... someone really missed the boat with that opportunity.