Wrestling really is for fags...
 

It seems like Jerry Lynn was the "Debbie Downer" of TNA prior to being let go a few weeks ago. One colleague had this to say regarding Lynn's backstage demeanor: "He walked out moping all the time like he'd rather be dead than at TNA. He brought the morale down."

--From the newsboard.

"Debbie Downer." LOL COME ON.

They should've ran with that angle.

*Lynn is walking around backstage with his head down*

Black Machismo: Heeeeyyy maaaan what's goin on?

Lynn: Oh nothing...:'(

Machismo: What's with the frrrooowwn?

Lynn: Well Lethal, I've got a match with Kurt Angle and I know I'm going to lose. I mean he's the TNA Champion and I'm just a nobody. I'm a dead man walking. :'( :'(

Machismo: Don't worry brotha! Here, snap into a Slim Jim, YEEEAAH!

Lynn: ...No thanks. Slim Jim's will cause me to get fat and at my old age I may never recover from it. :(

Lolruses riding Roflcopters.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

JERRY LYNN IS GOING TO GO TO WWE AND REVOLUTIONIZE WRESTING IN THE...THE...

Wait...

In the.....?

...JERRY LYNN IS GOING TO GO TO WWE AND REVOLUTIONIZE EXTREME IN THE NEW ECW!!!!

He's a 40 year old spot monkey, the writings on the wall.

Meh. I dunno, I think Lynn really is a little more technically sound than ALOT of guys of a similar style. In the ring, his mat ability is better than say, RVD's. But he has absolutely no personality and just isn't as likeable as RVD. And he was definately more technically sound than anybody else in the X-Division, with exception to maybe Alex Shelley.

Didn't make him anyless dreadful to watch.

True, he was also one of the least entertaining. His last run, he was an average technical wrestler/spot monkey who really was too old to do any spots.

Oh, and I left Christopher Daniels out. Christopher Daniels can spot monkey and be a master technician. Jerry Lynn is kinda an extremely poor man's Christopher Daniels.

That actually makes him sound better than he is.

I don't think Lynn is a spot monkey at all. He can do high spots and he certainly had some spotacular matches with RVD, but it's not his normal style.

I never understood how KK is just now realizing that wrestling really is for fags.

I'm not gay.

What about ToVo?

Point 1:

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Point 2:

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Oh, it is definitely a dude. And after watching it now, it's a whole less funny and a whole lot more unsettling than it was last night.

Jerry Lynn is fucking awesome.

It's still more creative than calling him Mr. JL

Which gives me an idea for a name change...

Where'd you find these videos of Shannon Moore?

What I don't get is how The One thinks this is a new realisation, not something I've been saying for years.

Don't be such a negative Nancy. ;)

Come on, now you're just being a Patty Putdown. :nono:

Odd how the one person around here who has sucked on the penis before is apparently the only one who isn't gay.

The logic of BDC, it's flawless! :yes:

This is all too much...

Also, BDC has never sucked on a penis.

Do you comprehend what you claim to read?

BDC once sucked a bag of dicks.

Say it isn't so.....

That guy in the videos needs to be banned from life.

By the way, this is a pretty good exhibit A and B for the reasons Tovo went back to fucking pussy.

What made you go the other way in the first place?

Because ToVo likes ass, either way.

So I take it you weren't one of the "HELLO! I'M GAY AND I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" types?