Who is the mother of Hornswoggle?
 

any guesses :lol:

Shelton Benjamin's momma

KENNEDY!

Ms. Hornswoggle of course.

It's a little known fact, but Hornswoggle's full name is Henry George Hornswoggle.

You beat me to it, but I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if Shelton got the idea to dye his hair from his momma. Or Big Momma, same diff.

Speaking of which, if anyone could photoshop pics of:

A.) The comedienne who played Shelton's momma (just turn the hair Shelton-style blonde)

and the same with

B.) Big Momma from Big Momma's House, and let's do a comparison.

Linda.

It's a swerve. He's not a bastard.

God I hope that question doens't work it's way into the storyline.

Are you sure you're not a ghost writer for the WWE?

:nono:

Dear god that is going to happen.

With Vince on the road so often there was one point in time where he didn't see Linda for a year. He left somewhere in her 3rd month when she could get away with wearing baggy clothing. She had the bastard, and when she realized that instead of giving Vince the greatest gift of all when he came back it was a midget! She gave it a stupid name and left it on the steps of a church.
She used the rest of the time to get rid of most of the paper work, and brainwash her other children.
It makes perfect sense!

the 1988 Denver Broncos.

:shifty:

Now that would be a sticky situation!

ME

The WWE will go either one of two ways with it. She will either be extremely unattractive, in an attempt to be funny; or she will be a model who obviously has never spawned children, but will still play the part of the mother, and make Vince to look like he has good taste, but still spitting faulty juices.

Chyna

Mae Young. The hand from Mark Henry was just a really delayed afterbirth that started growing on its own.

Ghost Writer? Fuck, son, I'm the Head Writer.

Trips and I had a bet, for one Canadian Dollar, to see who could do more damage to WWE.

Well you just hang onto that Canadian dollar, it just went up to $.97 American.