WHat is a PUNJABI PRISON MATCH?
 

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also what happened with the first? I heard it was supposed to be Khali vs Taker but ended up with Big Show vs Taker

Ha i actually watched that....it was the most retarded thing i have seen in quite some time. Lots of bamboo and spikes......oh it's utterly ridiculous.

Wasn't it hard to see the match on camera or something?

There's a cage made out of bamboo around the ring with 2 doors and there's an outer cage of bamboo too with I think 2 doors. They start in the ring and and must get out of those doors but each one closes within a certain time frame and will never open again and the first one to get out wins.

It's been a year since the first one but Big Show was being a jerk and making fun of Taker so Teddy made him go against Taker replacing Khali and got his ass kicked.

Yep

Pretty much what jura said. But I belive the inner "cage" had 4 doors and the outer cage had none.

Imagine the Kennel of Hell and you get something that resembles this. I actually think it has potential as a match but the standard of people invovled hasn't given it a chance.

It really doesn't have potential, it's a fucking joke.

IF they did it with chain link cages and not the wooden shit it would be better.

Wasnt there also difficult rules to follow with the match? Things like door is open for 4.363 seconds once it is opened cant be opened again, something like that. Can anyone clear that one up?

I think I covered that in my earlier post but I think the time limit is 4 mins. I have the match on my other hard drive and I'm too lazy to switch it out and hook it up.

It's a synonym for nap time.

I always said if they did the Kennel from Hell, but called it something better, lost the dogs, and put it with in a main event or in a big feud it'd be interesting. The concept was totally lost with the Snow/ Bossman fiasco.

Poonani Prison Match

Who the fuck cares what it is?


It sounds stupid as fuck and with...


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Batista facing Khali at No Mercy for the WHC in said match...















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It is gonna SUCK worse than a WWE Films release. :shifty:

Yeh, big yellow bamboo shit that surrounds ringside. More yellow bamboo shit cage encasing the ring, with four tiny doors, one on each side, to escape from. Rule is, when you call for a door to open, you have a minute to escape, otherwise it closes. Theoretically, if all four are closed and nobody gets out, they're stuck in there forever and we have to watch.

Once you get out of that, you have to get out the second bamboo cage that is taller. The original ended with the slowest "breaking through the cage" ending of all time.

AWFUL.

I don't know about that Owen. I got suckered into seeing The Marine, and that was Angry Video Game Nerd talking about the first TMNT game bad.

Somebody show the link of the first match.

Punjabi Prison Match, part 1

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part 2

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part 3...

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AND FINALLY, PART 4...THE ENDING!

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I didn't think it was that bad really. hated the end though

I ACCEPT YOUR POOOOOOOOON JAAAHHBB Prison maaatchhh.

Gong.

Other than those retarded doors, it actually looked kinda cool.

It reminded me of the old blue cage, only... well, pointy.

It's not a terrible concept, but they should have left out the weapons shit at ringside and not tried to jungle it up so much.

Also, wtf is a "razor sharp spike?" :wtf:

It probably was the old blue cage with fake bamboo glued on. :D

Wow, that was a terrible match with terrible commentary by JBL and a terrible finish. I can't believe they decided to have another one.

When i read Punjabi Prison Match, i think of like Khali vs Mark Henry naked in a ring full of naked old people swimming in diarrhea

I want to see Rock cut a promo on Khali just to hear him call it a Poontang Prison match.

JBL's commentary was pretty good, considering A) He was pretty new to announcing at the time and B) he was the only one even TRYING to put the match over as something scary.

But the Undertaker hitting a move and JBL screaming soemthing along the lines of "THe undertaker is washed up!" is fucking Don West.

That was when JBL was still putting himself over.

Why wait? Jabba did it. :D

Who?

Nojabbanobogroll or whatever.

What the hell was the point of Khali climbing at the end? Did he attack Taker later?

Who?

No, Khali just stood there afterwards and then went back to wherever he came from.