A DAMN match on Heat
 

I really hope all of you can guess where this is going...

Ron Simmons had his first singles match since 2003 on Heat. Haven't scoped it yet, but I plan to tomorrow after I'm done doing other things.

I wanted to see it, because I'm a Simmons mark. But when I tried to see it, apparently I'm 'Out of region' :( Let me know if it was any good....

Only one thing you can say to that.

























DAMN!

I'm trying to watch it, but apparently I have to sign up and pay to see it. I thought Heat was free? NO one watches that shit anyway.

WWE finally made Heat reflect its status as Hell?

So is Simmons back as an actual wrestler, or what?

I think a 3-Disc Simmons set would be awesome. He had some decent matches in CWF, WCW days in DOOM and World Title scene and reign. A brief time in ECW, Then in WWE with the Nation of Domination and APA and the current DAMN segments

Vince: I want you to make a three disk Ron Simmons DVD. But get this, I want EVERY match to be called with Ron just saying "amn" words. Same with his promos. And splice in a few "DAMN" signs in the audience.

Cole: Ron, what's your favorite thing about this match?
Ron: CAM


Cole: Ron, what member of Jackass do you think is the biggest douche?
Ron: BAM

Cole: You've competed in a few Battle Royales. The ring is pretty full at the beginning. How do you you guys all fit in the ring and compete?
Ron:CRAM

I'd imagine they're just getting him back into his bearings for a blow off match with Santino.

lol, Ron Simmons is tremendous.

Anyone actually see the match?

Apparently not.

It's a DAMN! Shame.

I'm watching it now on youtube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=8I7gc700qkQ

Simmons’ Match sans hotlink...
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Who the hell is commentating with Coach? Josh Matthews?

Dunno. I just hope we get Simmons/Marella out of the way tonight as an actual, televised, RAW match. Sure, Ron would have to carry Marella through the match (and then back to the locker room afterwards), but there can only be so much verbal insulting between two people before it inevitably has to become physical. Also, I know he’s only ever held the WWE Tag Team titles with JBL (formerly Bradshaw) as Faarooq, but I think with the right degree of OVW work, he could easily come back full-time as a main eventer, and I, for one, think he'd make a great WWE Champion. :y: :yes:

:rofl: Gotta love the whisper when Ron has the mic. "What is he gonna say?"

If Simmons goes over Marella, something will be very wrong.

Was Johnny Pairisi also Johnny Swinger?

Yes

Well it shouldn't be drawn out too long but they need to have a classic rubber match situation between these two.

Now he's back, will his finisher be called the Damn Slam?

They should change his ring name to Ron Van Damn.