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Poor Horny *Smackdown Spoilers*

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Before the show, there was a large thunderstorm and people standing outside waiting to get in got soaked.

Before the tapong, a woman came to the ring and put a monitor, snacks, water and Gatorade under the ring apron. Expect a Hornswoggle appearance.

Then, they tested lightning graphics on the announcer's monitors, presumably for an Undertaker segment.

The opening dark bout is Deuce and Domino versus Jesse and Festus. Crowd chants for Festus half way through.. Really.

SmackDown! begins with a recap of last week's wedding. There is emphasis on 'till death do you part.' Vince is backstage with Vicky Guerrero.

It's announced The Undertaker will take on Mark Henry later tonight.

Torrie Wilson versus Victoria opens SmackDown. Torrie lost to Victoria with help from the ropes. A new blonde debuted and dismantled Torrie.

MVP hits the ring. A group of partiers are already there. They're drinking champaign. Its the VIP lounge. He talks about Teddy Long. Matt Hardy comes with a bottle for MVP. Hardy says MVP is his homey and put together a video highlighting MVP's accomplishments. Hardy toasted to his friendship with MVP. It ended with Hardy setting up Kane vs. MVP later on tonight.

Michael Cole and JBL interview Batista about his strategy for the PPV. He says he is ready to lash out.

There's a new promo for Taker. It says "Don't be afraid....Be terrified. The time is now."

MVP vs. Kane sees a lot of false finishes. It was an enjoyable match. MVP is disqualified after a low blow.

They aired a diva Search video. This just in....it still sucks.

Next was an in-ring interview with JBL and Rey-Rey. Rey tells Layfield to put up or shut up. Bradshaw pushes Rey and gets a 619. Finlay lays out Rey and leaves JBL and Rey lying in the ring.

Backstage, Vicky tells Mini-Mac that he has to forfeit his championship for his own safety. He leaves, depressed.

Jamie Noble vs. Shannon Moore. People are using this for the bathroom break. Noble wins, nobody cares.

Undertaker signs hang it front of the screens. He's due out next.

Next week is the Great Khali vs. Rey. Hearing his promo live was worth the price of admission.

Mark Henry vs. Undertaker was the main event. Takes goes old school into a bear hug into the corner. Henry reverses a choke slam. Taker was in the ropes but reverses. Choke slam! Taker gets the clean pin in a quick match. Druids enter and take Henry out on their shoulders as UT looks on. Undertaker signals for the belt and takes his leave.

The only new blonde diva that I can think of is Nattie Neidhart.

What do you think?

I bet it's someone from the Diva's search, lol.

Probably.

Or Lacey Von Erich.

Torrie's always getting beat on. She should retire and go into porn like Gorgeous George and Tylene Buck.

Hornswoggle is forced to vacant the Cruiserweight title.

If it's a second-generation female wrestler, it's not Nattie. Somehow doubt it's Lacey Von Erich also, she only signed a development contract a month ago.

Couldn't be Lacey either if they're second generation.

Hornswoggle will just capture the IC title on Raw.

Why the hell are they doing the SAME ANGLE in the SAME WEEK?

Is Jamie Knoble Vs Shannon Moore the main event????

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Originally Posted by Shaggy

Is Jamie Knoble Vs Shannon Moore the main event????

Nah, the rest is up now. The guy providing the info was just a little slow getting the rest of the spoilers out.

Where is the Undertaker/Mark Henry match?

I believe I just found out who the new girl is. Source wrestling-edge.com

The Diva who debuted on SmackDown last night was WWE developmental talent Krissy Vaine. Krissy has been signed to a WWE developmental deal since January of 2006 and is from right here in Greensboro, NC.

NOOOOO.

The Swog was stripped!!! This is a travesty.

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Druids enter and take Henry out on their shoulders as UT looks on. Undertaker signals for the belt and takes his leave.

Wow, sucks for those Druids.

Hornswoggle should challenge John Cena for the WWE Title.

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Originally Posted by Instant Classic

NOOOOO.

The Swog was stripped!!! This is a travesty.

Now it would only be fair to have Cena stripped of his belt this Monday. After all, odds are, he'll win it back/retain it @ No Mercy anyhow, so why the hell not? Except that it would give him unnecessary screen time...:-\

Strip him, and have Vince say that at No Mercy, he's going to present the belt to his Savior of the WWE.

BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWWN!

I missed SmackDown and forgot to TiVo it. Is Jericho back yet?

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Originally Posted by FourFifty

I missed SmackDown and forgot to TiVo it. Is Jericho back yet?

No.:o

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

Strip him, and have Vince say that at No Mercy, he's going to present the belt to his Savior of the WWE.

BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWWN!

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

Strip him, and have Vince say that at No Mercy, he's going to present the belt to his Savior of the WWE.

BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWWN!

Then the Shockmaster comes stumbling through the wall falling on his ass then mumbles some gibberish about his helmet being a piece of shit. he then leaves the stage leaving Vince with his jaw on the floor, 2 weeks later he continues the routine as a comedy character leading to the death of WWE.

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Wow that takes me back, I was 8 and there live:D . I remember marking the fuck out seeing "LionHeart" in WWF.

I FUCKING LOVE WATCHING THAT VIDEO. The last greatest "jump-ship superstar" and possibly the last ever.

Jeez. To be so young and have so much class wrestlin' on TV!!

I was 15 when Jericho debuted, good memories.

I'm glad Hornswoggle was stripped, but it would be nice if they had plans for where the belt is going. Instead of Rey Mysterio vs. Finlay, which we recently saw on SmackDown!, I'd have gone with a cruiserweight elimination match of sorts, with Rey Mysterio, Jamie Noble, Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore. That would be a sweet match. You then have Chavo Guerrero and Funaki coming off their "knee injuries," and those two can provide an undercard feud for the division.

They should have just got Vince to come out and get Noble to destroy Horny for it.