LOLLLL Gangrel
 

Former WWE Star Signs With 'The New Porn Order'

By Matt Boone

The New Porn Order Signs Former WWE Star

HOLLYWOOD, FLORIDA

The New Porn Order has signed Former WWE wrestler Gangrel to a 12 movie exclusive directing deal. Gangrel, now officially known as The Vampire Warrior, will make his directorial debut with "Miami Rump Shakerz 2" set to be released in November. In addition to directing, he will also be making appearances as part of the NPO team.

"I am thrilled to be joining the New Porn Order and taking this step into a new level of my career. Directing offers a new challenge that I am very excited to be taking on. I look forward to the many great films that will come from this union." said The Vampire Warrior.

The Vampire Warrior Gangrel began his career in Florida, wrestling for various independent companies. In 1995 he went on to be a part of the ECW for a short period where he was noticed by the WWE. He signed a contract with the WWE and made his TV debut on Sunday Night Heat in August 1998. He was released from the WWF in 2001 and joined the NWA in 2002. The years since then have seen The Vampire Warrior bouncing back and forth between the WWE and the independent circuit. In January 2007 he was officially released from the WWE and is now looking forward to his directing debut with the NPO.

"We are very happy to have The Vampire Warrior Gangrel as part of the NPO team. We are confident that he will add a certain edge and uniqueness to films, and will quickly rise to the top of the most sought after directors" said Craig Valentine of the NPO. 'The Vampire Warrior Gangrel' will make his debut appearance as part of the NPO at the AEE/AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas, January 2008.

Note from Ryan Clark: David 'Gangrel' Heath was backstage at the TNA iMPACT! taping last night.

He's married to Luna Vachon right?

?!

If there is one woman I really never want to see naked

its Luna

Yeah, I remember reading somewhere that they were swingers too.

He's gonna give someone the Impaler!

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-new Porn Order.... 4 Life!

I wonder if they spraypaint nPo on the backs of their victims.

lol thedamndest

ROFLMAO

I can't completely tell whether this is wrestling or porn.

Not that there's a difference ideologically sometimes... :shifty:

They don't use spraypaint

Sperm nWo

I've vant to sawk your caaaawwwkk!

haha

For some reason, I see Vince signing Gangrel up right now for a feud with Val Venis...

:shifty:

:'(:'(:'(

Sign Gangrel, stick him with Venis as his director, and then have them travel with a pack of useless whores. It would be better than most of the shit in the WWE at present. It might also lead to Gangrel finally winning something gold in his career.

Probably a golden shower :-\

i hop he showz 8008135!!!111!!ONE

Gangrel directing with Val Venis as the star and The Godfather supplying the talent.

I don't care how past their prime they are, that stable would carry a flavour that is missing from most things in the WWE. The Miz, Big Daddy V and Kevin Thorn can be like "Wtf dudez, im the ladiez man/pimp voodoo scary dude/vampire warrior," and you have a six-man feud.