Things that Happen in Wrestling that Never Happen in Real Life.......
 

We all know that you are supposed to suspend disbelief while watching wrestling, but there are some things that are so ridiculous that it's impossible for them to occur in real life.

Earl Hebner should have been fired 900 times over the years. How many big matches has he blown? But somehow he maintains his Senior Referee status.

When a face-about-to-turn-heel wrestler tags up with another face to wrestle two heels, they always participate in the match normally, beating other guys up and getting beat up, and at the last moment they decide to turn on their partner. why not do that in the first place instead of getting hurt?

I'm not a physics major, but when you grab someones hand and swing them one way, they don't usually go running towards that direction.

Add on.

A guy always stops talking when someone else's entrance music hits.

Well that's not surprising, cause usually the music drowns him out.
What gets to me is that those people in the sound truck are so sharp on music cues, and oh so willing to cooperate with any bastard who needs a music cue to carry out their evil plots.

Also, remember those WCW BattleBowl PPVs? Tag teams were "drawn" out of a hat and 85% of the time each team consisted of guys who hated each other(Sting and Vader, Flair and Savage, etc.).

An employee of yours goes to your house and rapes your wife, all while cameras are there watching and not stopping anything. No charges are pressed and it's completely forgotten 2 weeks later by the entire family.

Hulk Hogan has been doing his Hulk Up routine for almost 20 years now. How come his opponents still hit him when he starts to Hulk Up? I would get out of the ring and wait until he calms down. I swear, every Hogan opponent does the same thing and no one has ever tried anything different.

Hardcore Holly beating up Brock Lesnar

Where to even begin?

-getting thrown into a pit of fire/dropped in a car from 30 feet up/electrocuted by the testicles and coming back within 2 weeks without a scratch.

-a television camera being fully prepared any time anything at all happens, even in the most personal moments you could think of (without involving the bathroom)

-90% of all wrestling moves today.

On RAW this week.. Magical camera angles, and a camera just happens to be waiting in a limo.

yeah i like it when the camera zooms in on the limo, the JR or King or Cole or Tazz go "WOW werent Expecting ANYONE tonight... WHO COULD IT BEE??!?" when its obvious they've been there for awhile, also i like it how cameras just happen to be backstage

"we've gotten a message from.. the mess, hall, because you know, we need to always have a camera in there to watch our superstars carb intake, but other then that, here comes mick foley to try and beat on Ortan! BAH GAWD I NEVER EXPECTED THIS!"

The Undertaker brings many things to mind (Kane too).

The Booker-T scissors kick... who stays bent over in one spot for so long?

The Pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to render someone unconcious for a 3-count.

The Figure-4 doesn't look like it hurts at all.

Have you ever put someone in one or been put in one?

I've been put in the Figure-4 a couple of times. It does hurt.

Please allow me to give you one......... :naughty:

FIGURE 4 IS VERRRRRRRRY PAINFUL

On raw this monday-

The magical limo where when austin drove off the trunk be put a dent in it but when the limo drove away the dent was gone.

the figure four does indeed hurt... I've put people in it as well as been placed in it... and the pedigree can indeed knock some sense into ya... they just had to seriously water it down

yea I notice that crap. just like the sharpshooter and the Walls of Jericho. They dont put it on anymore like they used to. It used to look like it really hurt but now it looks horrible.

in steel cage matches when the soon to be winner of the match is climbing out and soon to be the loser always tries to climb out too and never uses the fk'n door.

yes why don't they ever use the daggone door? it is so much quicker

or how about guys who take 7 mintues to climb a fk'n ladder and grab the belt. DAM you Jeff Hardy, you could of been WWE Champion.

Getting smacked in the head with a sledge hammer and not ending up dead!

Always being able to find a baking tray or trash can under the ring at all times.!

And honestly, you'd think they'd of moved the damn Spanish announce table by now

Yeah, even Zach Gowen and guys who have never wrestled in the WWE before have entrance themes and videos being set by the sound trailer.

It's because the people in charge are total pussies.

A goon of an employee boning the boss' daughter for 2 years, then marrying the bitch, and also makes the boss of the business his bitch.

You're forgetting GTV...

"They call you theBig Show?"

:lol:

But yeah. The WWE must have more cameras than the US government...

that people can get their asses kicked all match, somehow make a comeback, score 3 or 4 moves and win

I remember when Tatanka started doing his war dance around the ring (his hulk up) and Bam Bam Bigelow did an enziguri, knocked him out. I remember laughing at it, even when I was a little kid

Oh yeah, and another thing about the cameras...

When angles like the Trish/Jericho/Christian dealie happen, the commentary teams talk about the video footage, but everyone else is oblivious...

I mean, what, with all those cameras, no-one thinks they might be broadcast?

EVERYTHING is solved in ring.

Forget the fact that a marriage where there's VIDEO EVIDENCE that the woman was unconscious would not be legally binding, let's wrestle for the annulment!

What about when Big Show had the poops?

Anyway... Landing on a friggin bomb and surviving without losing a limb comes to mind...

Wrestlers always walk into the "It doesnt matter _____" crap from the Rock... God, dont give him the chance!

The ref is always conveniently placed into the corner for a squish... Or always knocked out until he conveniently regains consiousness to count the three count... Or they cant get up from a single punch for 5 minuites...

Drinking on the job... (obvious)

People staying down long enough for a People's Elbow, when all he does is give you a spine buster... Sure, the spine buster will hurt a bit, but not keep you down for 3 damn minuites for Rock to get the whole side-to-side thing... Or why does the People's Elbow hurt more than any other elbow?

You dont get hurt hitting someone off the top rope when hitting somthing, but when you miss, you still have the same force, only you get really hurt (The elbow drop comes to mind)...

Well, in the elbow drop, the opponent cushions the blow.

A better example would be a missile dropkick.

Thats true, and yeah, the missle drop kick is a better example, yet, the opponant would slow the fall... Leg drop may be a little better, because the leg is usually bent, and they miss the whole body...

Giving birth to a hand

Jericho (i think) Kicked hulk in the crotch when he was hulking up.

^ Find a clip of that. It'd be hilaroius.

Mr. America :shifty:

:rofl: Id love to see that... Do you remember when it happened?

Some time on smack down.

Girls getting mad at when guys go in to there locker room but the're ok with the live cameras.

The 619. Nobody stays in that position waiting for someone to come swinging at you, while they're looking that way! Besides, it wouldn't even hurt

Getting hit by a car and not going to jail for a while

How in real life in a working area, everyone would gang up on HHH as fast as possible

I don't rememebr this.