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Corkscrewed 03-04-2004 12:12 AM

February Caption of the Month
 
We got a LOT this month. Lotsa of people shining bright during these 29 days, so get voting! You have ten days.

jbone829/jbone/Innovator:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg
Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you?
Foley: .........
Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!!
Foley: .........
Orton: TALK TO ME!

Fryza:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/03.jpg
Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where!

Corkscrewed:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/16.jpg
Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!"

Mr. Monday Morning:
http://www.wweraw.com/results/020204/images/15.jpg
"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

Kane Knight:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg
Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.

Good Ol JG:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg
Brock: "You mean there is no easter bunny? Nuh uh! He visited me last night! He gave me cream filled eggs and I sat on his lap and he whispered sweet nothings in my ear!"
Eddie: "Uh...holmes...you sure that was the easter bunny? Or was it this guy?"
*The titan tron then shows a picture of Vince wearing nothing but a fluffy pink thong and little bunny ears*
Brock: :eek:

Nowhere Man:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021204/images/21.jpg
Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went.

Loose Cannon:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021204/images/12.jpg
Due to a tight budget the WWE had to drop their Theme Music department, but instead you get live Mexican style renditions of you're favorite superstar's themes every week on Smackdown.

Loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/021604/images/07.jpg
BOOKER: Yo, alien! Look! Gold! This is the most valuable substance on the planet. If you kill anyone else in this arena with one of these big gold belts, you'll be revered as gods!
RVD: You think it's gonna work?

El Santo:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg
When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again.

ColdwaVer:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/022304/images/30.jpg
Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."

The Rock Bottom:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/17.jpg
John Cena was embarassed. Apparently, when he said, "You can't see this," and whipped out his penis, he was right.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/24.jpg
Eddie was under even more pressure, when not only did he have two contenders for the Illegal Immigrant Title, but Heyman had formed a "Border Patrol" stable!

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/022604/images/08.jpg
Ref: So Scotty, how are the wife and kids?
Scotty: They’re fine.
Ref: That’s good. Hey, around 15 mins away there’s this great mom and pop burger stand. Best burgers I’ve ever had.
Scotty: That’s nice….. say, we should probably get back to the match, huh?
Ref: Yeah, that's a good id--OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT THE HECK IS RIKISHI DOING TO BRADSHAW????

loopydate 03-04-2004 12:17 AM

I should have learned my lesson from last month and voted for myself, but I just adore the "Naptime Enforcer" caption. That's one of my all-time faves.

Corkscrewed 03-04-2004 12:21 AM

See my sig. :cool: It JUST beat out Kane Knight's though...

Innovator 03-04-2004 12:23 AM

IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap* IN-NO-VA-TOR *clap clap clap clap clap*

ColdwaVer 03-04-2004 12:27 AM

Excellent, my plan to take over the <s>world</s> boards is going just as planned.

AareDub 03-04-2004 12:46 AM

Mr Monday Morning's caption about "nice ass" is hilarious. I didn't catch it the first time it was posted. That is without a doubt one of the funniest captions I've ever seen!

Anybody Thrilla 03-04-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ketchupisyourfriend
Mr Monday Morning's caption about "nice ass" is hilarious. I didn't catch it the first time it was posted. That is without a doubt one of the funniest captions I've ever seen!

I second that notion, he's got my vote.

El Santo 03-04-2004 01:48 AM

I'm honored, Cork.

I gave my vote to Rock Bottom for the "Border Patrol" caption.

Rock Bottom 03-04-2004 01:50 AM

Sweet, I have two up there. I don't suck at captions anymore.

ROFL, February was a good month. All those captions are sweet.

Vega 03-04-2004 05:20 AM

jackson family

Tornado 03-04-2004 05:38 AM

<font color=#33ffff>MMM's nice ass caption gets my vote.</font>

Disturbed316 03-04-2004 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tornado
<font color=#33ffff>MMM's nice ass caption gets my vote.</font>


Evil Vito 03-04-2004 06:35 AM

<font color=goldenrod>It was sooooo hard to choose between Kane Knight's caption and RB's "Border Patrol" caption, but I went with Border Patrol, it had me laughing more by a very small margin.</font>

Mr. Monday Morning 03-04-2004 07:45 AM

Whoa, sweet, thanks for the votes guys. I've kinda stopped doing the captions recently (coursework :mad: ) but should be back in a few weeks :cool:

Azriel 03-04-2004 08:07 AM

Nice ass

Shaggy 03-04-2004 09:19 AM

I went for the Talk to me one but my second favorite had to be the Easter Bunny one. Those were some of the funniest I ever read. I guess thats why they are up for Caption of the Month.

Nowhere Man 03-04-2004 09:19 AM

Well, I'm gonna have to go with a cheap no-brainer and vote for myself. Not because I think mine is better than some of the other ones up there, but A) because I'm very insecure about my own ego, and B) I've got to break that 3-way tie and assert myself firmly into 2nd Place.

Mikey 03-04-2004 09:21 AM

Kane Knight Illeagal Immagrant Title

Loose Cannon 03-04-2004 09:50 AM

I liked the Mr. Monday Morning one the best.

The Naitch 03-04-2004 11:30 AM

I liked the Border Patrol caption. thats my vote

Fryza 03-04-2004 11:36 AM

Since Triple M is going to hold down the votes, I put in one for me before we job to MMM.

Loose Cannon 03-04-2004 12:33 PM

Cork, you should of put my "Push for 60 days" Coupon one in. I might of had a chane with that. This vote is rigged. :p

loopydate 03-04-2004 12:38 PM

^^ Agreed. I think I had better captions (Minnesotan Hat Dance, Jackie/Stacy/Jindrak/Cade, the petition, "Oh, my God! They've been filming this the whole time?" and Kurt addressing the audience) this month than the gold one.

Oh, well, I'm glad I've got one up there (after the shit month I had caption-wise) and that I'm not the one who has to decide on the nominees. Corky has a really unenviable task.

Even if he did totally screw it up ;)

Loose Cannon 03-04-2004 12:41 PM

Yeah, I'm not complaining at all because at least I have one up there. And props to Cork for doing this in the first place.

Blue Demon 03-04-2004 12:44 PM

I liked the Easter Bunny one :lol:

Mr. Monday Morning 03-04-2004 01:19 PM

If it makes anyone feel any better I've voted but not for myself :o

Kane Knight 03-04-2004 01:29 PM

I honestly had to vote against my own caption and go for the "Border Patrol Stable."

Savio 03-04-2004 04:13 PM

Damnit not in this one either.

AareDub 03-04-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
And props to Cork for doing this in the first place.


Nowhere Man 03-04-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
^^ Agreed. I think I had better captions (Minnesotan Hat Dance, Jackie/Stacy/Jindrak/Cade, the petition, "Oh, my God! They've been filming this the whole time?" and Kurt addressing the audience) this month than the gold one.

Same here. I wrote a few of them that made myself laugh out loud while writing them, and they got no response. Meanwhile, one of my throwaways is up for Caption of the Month.

I think I've just got a screwed up sense of humor compared to everybody else.

Oh, and major props to Mr. 'screwed for doing all this.

loopydate 03-04-2004 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nowhere Man
I wrote a few of them that made myself laugh out loud while writing them, and they got no response.

That happens to me almost every show. I'll write one that I think is as good as any I've ever written, but inevitably it's one of my throwaways that get the :rofl:s and :lol:s.

Loose Cannon 03-04-2004 06:12 PM

^^Same here, I guess we all have different styles of humor. And nice way to Fk up the quote loopy :p

Corkscrewed 03-04-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Cork, you should of put my "Push for 60 days" Coupon one in. I might of had a chane with that. This vote is rigged. :p

Ah, shit. You're probably right on that one. As for NM and Loopy.... I stand by my choice.

Sorry. I had to sort of pick them all at one time instead of choosing them when I update them like I did last month.

February was a REALLY busy month.

Loose Cannon 03-04-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
Ah, shit. You're probably right on that one. As for NM and Loopy.... I stand by my choice.

Sorry. I had to sort of pick them all at one time instead of choosing them when I update them like I did last month.

February was a REALLY busy month.

No apology needed :y:

Corkscrewed 03-05-2004 12:40 AM

Really close race here. Top five are like the Midwest Division.

c4g2 03-05-2004 10:27 AM

I picked the Jackson family impression caption.

Markmas 03-06-2004 02:44 AM

Pity vote.

Corkscrewed 03-06-2004 02:56 AM

LOL!

Man, three-way tie right now among ColdwaVer, Nowhere Man, and Mr. Monday Morning! The long standing veterans, actually, in terms of when they first started doing captions.

BigDaddyCool 03-06-2004 04:03 AM

none of those are mine

MVP 03-06-2004 09:40 AM

I went with Kane Knight's, but it was a debate between his and Loose Cannon's.


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