Things you would rather do than see Mark Henry as Champ
 

1.Massage Oprah's fat rolls

2. Be madonna's love slave (oh barf)

3. sit in the front row at a justin timberlake consert


okay go

"Consert" lol

Wank with sandpaper.

I could really go for a massive ale shit right now.

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I rather watch good wrestling

A blue pen

Watch Brock Lesner Vs Goldberg again....

Nothing

Wrestling

Watch 2girlsand1cup while eating chili.

Wow that bad

Thats harder than it sounds.

Try and date rape Brock Lesnar.
Watch an Alienoid-Booked wrestling promotion.
Shove a metal file up my urethra.
Walk into a White Power rally with a pink triangle on. In a dress.
Bungie Jump with the cord tied to my sack.

Thats harder than it sounds.

Turn off Smackdown.

oh barf

So is Henry being pushed for champ?

Bcause I will BLOCK WLVI so as to prevent myself from accidentally seeing one minute of that reign.

I'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
I'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.

Skullfuck a cyclops

Fail for AVGN quote.

No, the quote is "He'd rather have" not "I'd rather have." It's a refrence, not a quote... as if anyone cares.:|

<font color=goldenrod>Be manager of the Kansas City Royals</font>

I would rather watch RoH than see Mark Henry as Champ.

...I like Justin Timberlake :shifty:

Um, watch the new series of Power Rangers

Get stuck in an elevator with an ovulating Rosie O'Donnell.

Watch the George Lopez show.

I'm tellin' you, that boy good!

The sad thing is, he's probably already DONE all these things before.

(although I wouldn't really mind watching a 'Noid promotion).

• Watch "The O'Reilly Factor"
• Serve in Iraq
• Watch an episode of TNA Impact
• Watch an episode of XPW
• Drink my own diarrea mixed with my own piss
• Die
• Go and get freaky with Joan Rivers
• Watch a Hogan match

Can't think of anything else right now.

I would rather get the juices from a fat womans cunt and smother them all over my waffles

I would rather hope that Edge would return and claim his rematch and spear Henry for the title under 5 mins.

Sad thing is, he's probablyalready DONE all these things.