To put it into HUMAN speak:
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I never really know what's going on, but from what I see, they were going to do the Hart Foundation angle and out of nowhere, it got pulled.
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TRANSLATION: They fired me.
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They said basically that it was my psychology and that I needed to work on placement of moves.
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No, you think you are the second coming of Christ when you just suck.
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I can only, I guess, go back to the drawing board.
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You GUESS?! Try to go back to the Stu Dungeon and take a long stare at that Dungeon, and see whose drawing board you're helping to fuck over with your antics.
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I've had to do it, like I say, four or five times, and try to re-invent myself.
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DAMN, you got fired from five seperate promotions? That's a new record.
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I just want the fans to know, that are out there and support me, that I will not give up. I will continue to try to be crazy. My controversial style, I think is impossible to lose.
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Soooo....your controversial style includes doing flips off of the top a steel cage after a match for no reason whatsoever and without any warning, and getting everyone in the locker rooms you go into to hate your guts? Must be working.
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I just hope that maybe I can do it in a way that doesn't offend the wrong people.
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Which is....EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!
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There's only a certain group of people that I really care to impress.
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MISSING QUOTE: Me, myself, and I
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The rest of the world, if they don't like what I'm doing, technically, my own motto is that they can kiss my ass generally, and I'll keep going through wrestling.
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So remember, TPWW, if you're not Teddy Hart, then you can just go suck his dick, and he's going to go do he "controverial style" of making sure he does whatever the fuck he wants and work as stiff as a plate of glass, WHETHER
YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!
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I think the fans that know wrestling and understand about paying money for a ticket and driving an hour or two hours for a show and wanting to see guys trying to break their necks for them, because I believe the fans break their necks for us.
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Ok, I don't know if it was just his ego talking or if he really HAS gone insane. First of all, that is not even a complete THOUGHT for the sentence. Either that or he made so many typos that it's hard to tell what the fuck he's saying here.
Secondly, assuming he means that his fans are those that actually know wrestling, he cannot SERIOUSLY believe that, and say that with a straight face. I don't think anyone that actually knows the business thinks that he is soime messiah and some saving grace to the wrestling business (who that really COULD be is for another thread). With as many enemies he has made and with how many bridges he has burned, you would think that he would realize that the statement he was TRYING to make wasn't true at all. Yeah, fans break their necks to watch YOU, Teddy! That's a punch line if I ever heard you
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I really don't have anything bad to say about the WWE. They gave me an opportunity. I was nice with them.
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So, the entire thing about you not liking how the WWE laid out your matches never happened, right?
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They did take a chance on me and I hope that I get another chance in the future……I don't believe it's my attitude really.
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Uhh...what is it....oh wait, you're about to answer my question:
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I think it's more, when you put Teddy Hart on a show, I think he raises the level of intensity on the show….
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WHAT!!
THE!!
FUCK!!?
Teddy, you DO realize that this is YOU we're talking about here, right? The absolute ONLY thing YOU'VE helped raise the intensity level on are the people you work for when they fire your ass after wondering why the fuck they hired you in the first place! Do you SERIOUSLY believe that, because if you do, you are the STUPIDEST cocksucking prick I have ever seen in my fucking LIFE!!
You might be talented, but quite frankly, no one fucking CARES!!
