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Latest victums of the Queer eye gang. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg Ref: ohh eddie you've been working out. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Just then the ratings went down by 25%. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Paul: Bathroom is right down there. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg Kurt gets ready for WWE's new game "Chase that mexican!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg Eddie teachs kurt a new sex position. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Paul: How many beers are there? Brock: 2! Paul: Good for you. |
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Fearing that fans would mistake wrestlers from criminals, they show the major difference between jail-birds and risk-takers; black and white. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg The hands of Jesus came to save Holly from Satan, who was trying so hard to drag him back to his rightful place in Midcard Hell. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg Brock sets for the worst kamekazi ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Brock was confused; great taste, or less filling? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg It was all the same to him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg Brock:"Weee!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg Of course Scotty thought it hurt! Return to Smackdown, gains the Tag Titles, only to have to job them to another team at WrestleMania! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Kurt:"Hunter isn't here. I'm filling in." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Chavo:"Uhh... oops." Ref:"Back in time-out for you young man!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg Worst. Sidewalk Slam. Ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg Paul:"RAW thinks they are superiour, but we beat them when it comes to Inter-Racial Vase Making!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg Ref:"I just have to go lock my car. I'll be back in awhile." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg When will your diahrerra (sp?) start acting up? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg Sean O'Haire may have gotten out of the cage, but Triple H levitated him back to the cage. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg WWE, thinking of the near sucess of the match at No Mercy, thought it would be cool to have a WWE Gay Bar Room Brawl at WrestleMania. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg A-Train was getting that shoe, one way or another. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg Pressing the shoes of the Smackdown's CenaBot would cause the jet packs in its feet to activate. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg And it will begin to fly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Big Show:"And so you see, the pushing of 'big heads' can lead to a 'pop' in ratings. That's another one of those inuendoes." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg One vase a night is quite enough. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg The Giant Ice Monster prepares to hit Angle... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg However, the agility and quick-thinking skills allow Angle to side-step, and the Ice Giant hits Guerrero instead. Wow, a good set, I think. First ones in a month. |
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Tonight, a special eulogy for Eddie Guerrero, how was buried onto Velocity after his "60 Day Push" coupon expired last week. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg Holly knew he shouldn't have worn purple when he arrived at the arena earlier in the day. Now Brock thought he was Tinkie Winkie, and he wasn't letting go. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg Sometimes, when Triple H was feeling creative, he'd drop anvils that were shaped like useless WWE wrestlers. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg The Budweiser god wasn't too happy that Brock had switched over to Miller Lite... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg Brock: *glug glug glug* "Wait a minute... THIS ISN'T EVOLUTION KOOL-AID!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg Brock was undefeated in demolition derby, but even he wasn't too sure he could win against the oncoming locomotive. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg Scotty reached for the Wrestlemania XX logo to save him like it did last week, but then regretted having chili cheese fries with Rikishi earlier that evening when his fingers slipped. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Confined to a nursing home, Angle never was the same again after he saw the Triple H/Randy Orton/Ric Flair/Batista/Shawn Michaels orgy video. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Chavo: "So... does it sound like the Atlantic Ocean, or the Pacific Ocean?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg The race to get the shiny quarter was long and hard fought. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg Heyman: "So this is what you did to Triple H to get that title?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg Tajiri hated it when Cheech was too busy doing the moonwalk to count the 1-2-3. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg Indeed, Japanese HGA is rough and sweaty. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg You know the Cruiserweight Division was going to hell when Cruisers were being forced to use each other as drills to dig the holes that they'd be buried in. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg Wow, Rodney Mack looks good in his new afro... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg A-Train's shoe patching ways were painfully unorthodox. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg Sadly, even the Air Cenas couldn't get John above the glass ceiling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/18.jpg Unfamiliar with the process, Cena brought a hoss to the Altar of Helmsley and was utterly rejected... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg ...as punishment, he was forced to hold up the glass ceiling for the rest of the night. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Big Show didn't help his sleep-inducing promo problems by reciting "Ode to a Grecian Urn." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg The first ever WWE Bondage Match was a great success. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg As the staring contest reached its five hours, the crowd eagerly anticipated a thrilling climax... until Triple H ran in, pedigreed both men, then had Earl Hebner knock out his own son and declare Hunter the winner because Eddie and Paul apparently tapped out. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Brian wasn't sure why Heyman was doing the Carlton dance, but he was going to have to take that out to the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg The thoughts raced through Kurt's head. He could go beat up a defenseless Eddie Guerrero, but right now, he looked damn good. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg Eddie's eyes lit up in fear when the head of the Border Patrol stable, Triple H, came down the ring with an eye on that belt and questions about why a guy like him was actually champion. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg As much as Eddie wanted to run, he knew it was Triple H coming down, so he promptly got into customary position. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg Angle: "Get up, Eddie, you coward!" Eddie: "I can't! Damn that Rhyno!!" (Damn, and I almost made it through a whole set without shooting for the reference.) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg This was unusual. Eddie sleeping on the job? |
Ugh. Those sucked... maybe I can come up with some better ones later.
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Realizing Eddie had a huge push and the WWE title, Vince reported him to the midcard police. Proper action was taken... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg Brock: I do now realize my actions were wrong against the Internet, I offer you fans a sacrifice of Hardcore Holly http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg After Hardcore decapitated Brock, the HHH/WM XX logo glowed with approval http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Brock: You shall be bubbly, and you shall be tasty. Bubbly: What about belty Brock? Brock: NO! YOU DON'T SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg Stone Cold got into that anti-agin cream again http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg Brock: Time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail..... *alarm sounds* Brock: Found the fire exit! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg Scotty: AAAAAAHHHHHHH Doug: What'd wrong? Scotty: Sorry it's gonna take me a while to get over the loss of Party of Five http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Angle: Welcome to tutoring wrestlers for dummies...Hi I'm Kurt Angle http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Chavo: Funaki! You been shot! Who did this?! Funaki: ................... Chavo: FUNAKI!!!!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg Vince: Chavos winning a match?! HHH: Don't worry Vince, he loses the Cruiserweight Open to A-Train Vince: A-Train Cruiserweight Champ, Brilliant! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg Heyman: Dammit, this is how you make love to the mic! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg Tajiri: Wait where you going? Ref: HHH needs "assistance" Tajiri: dammit, cruiserweights here! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg Rocks been away for a while huh http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg worst. northern lights. ever http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg Kool & The Gang got rave reviews for their surprise concert http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg Ref: Wow your hair is growing before me very eyes! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg YOUR KNEES!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/18.jpg Cena: I be takin care of business....everyday...takin care of business http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg RVD: NO NO! You're doing it all wrong! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Show: I hereby announce hell is freezing over, I will be defending the U.S Title http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg Ref: Good game Eddie http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg Eddie: Great taste! Heyman: Less filling! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Heyman: Kurt, Eddie has the ring! Kurt: Precious?????? YOUS BETRAYED US! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg Kurt: HHH isn't here tonight, so make it quick http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg Eddie is the WWE Champ, and the spotlight still isn't on him http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg Eddie: Precious! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg *Angleslam to Eddie* JR: STUNNER! BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF sorry, i had nothing for this one http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg Angle: I'll give this belt back to HHH, your push is....OVER! |
wow i was not funny, apologies to all
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Join the club. Here's a seat next to me. :wave:
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It was Eddie's turn next to pose for his "WWE Main Event ID." However, Eddie's card was met with skepticism, and Vince forced a trial. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg Hardcore Holly asked the ref how many pushes he had left. However, the ref couldn't bring himself to say none... He just gave Hardcore Holly a hug right then and there. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg Hardcore: PLEASE DON'T POWERBOMB ME! Brock: Sorry, Holly. Your web-surfing, main-event posing, due-pay-whining days are over. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Brock Lesnar found God again that day. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg Brock does his best impression of Triple H after he loses a match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg Pauly: Dude, we gotta go... Brock: RADMOBILE. RADMOBILE. BETTY, BETTYNUGS. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg When Scotty found himself forever trapped in a hopeless Basham feud, he tried like hell to fart just one more time. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Angle: Have you been injured wrestling by Hardcore Holly? We can help. Just dial 1-800-PAY-DUES. Remember. If you have a phone, you have a lawyer. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Ref: Guys like that just don't fall out of the sky you know! Funaki: (Comes crashing down from the sky) Ref: !!!! Beautiful naked big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky ya know! Or... Chavo: Are you serious? Funaki: Yes... Chavo: Hm. I guess he really takes his cotton candy seriously. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg Chavo: Man, I can't believe my brother got the WWE Title, and I'm stuck in the Cruiserweight Division. Funaki: I know what you mean. Taka sits there and gets spoon-fed by hot bitches all day, and all Vince does to console me is say he'll feed me some guy named Chavo Guerrero. What the fuc</>k? Chavo: !? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg Heyman: I got some iiiiiiiiiiice cream, and you ain't goooooooot none, you can't affoooooooooord it... Cuz... You is on da wellllllllfare, you can't affooooooord it... And... Yo fava is a alcoholllllllllllllllllllic. Wanna lick? Sike! Eddie: :-\ http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg The ref did his part in keeping Ultimo off of TV, but Rey was a little off in blocking the Tron. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg Remme terru sumfin bruvah. Hark Horgan wir run RIRD on you. Hurkamania rirr never die! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg Akio does his impression of Brock Lesnar doing a Shooting Star Press. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg The World's Greatest Tag Team boasted that they could beat the APA at anything, any time. Well, let's just take a trip back to the 70's and find out... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg Albert had finally found the key Cena used to being elevated. He needed those pump-shoes from Cena. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg But boy oh boy would Albert be in for a surprise. As he pumped the shoes, the bait worked, he fell for it! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/18.jpg Those weren't John Cena's shoes, they were Hardcore Holly's! Now he would forever be captioned in the pre-F5 position! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg Cena: Hey yo! I just started juicing 'roids! Now you REALLY can't see this! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Show: Alright boy... now tell me... What is your name? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg Eddie: Kunta. Kunta Kinte. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg Heyman: What did you say your name was? Eddie: Kunta Kinte! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Heyman: I reckon you need to go out there and teach him a lesson... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg Angle: Alright boy. Now you listen to me. From now on, your name is Toby. Got that? So we're gonna try this one more time. What is your name? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg Kunta... Kinte... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg KUNTA KINTE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg Angle: TOBY! Eddie: I AM KUNTA KINTE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg Angle: Kunta Kinte! Eddie: Toooooooooby... God damnit! Angle: Hahahaha. |
:lol: Toby/kunta kente.
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A Train: HMMMMM Squashed Jelly Bean, Give it, Give it, Give it! |
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ROFL at RB Roots allusion. I know I shouldn't be, but I was laughing my arse off! :lol:
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"I...love...burying midcarders...challenging the Berg...getting the Dubya...At Wrestlemania" "AND I...LOVE...BEING ON ROIDS...TOSSING HOLLY LIKE MY TOYS...GETTING READY FOR THE WIN......AND TWINS!!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg "AND I LOVE YOU TOO!" |
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If they took the pic of Paul (heyman) taking off his shirt that would be gold.
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Loopy, I didn't think RB's was THAT funny in that one, oddly enough. :p He had better ones.
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It was only like a month ago...
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This was not what Eddie had in mind about being on the "main event card." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg Brock was pretty happy when Hardcore Holly gave him the rest of his green jellybeans. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg Fans were pissed when Hardcore Holly was being carried in a match against a man with no head and one arm. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Brock: "Ingredients...al...coh...uhhhhh, what?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg Brock's alcoholic gimmick went to far when he got naked in the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg That was only the beginning of "Mr. Austin's Wild Ride." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg As if seeing them on TV was bad enough, did they have to play the pinching game? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Kurt: "Do you know why I'm so happy, cause I'm free of S T D!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Funaki has been under the glass ceiling so long he lost all motor skills. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg Chavo tried to get Funaki on his feet, but there was no hope INDEEEEEEEEED. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg Heyman: "Mr. Anderson" Eddie: "Stop calling me that." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg Having any trouble with your zipper? Call Sakoda! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg Randy: "That was great, you guys have a shot at being the next American Idols." Paula: "You guys have great voices, and great chemistry on stage." Simon: "That was terrible." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg A-Train is well-known for getting chewing gum out of sneakers. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg John: "UH OHHHHH!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg Big Show: "Don't be ridiculous, if I defend my U.S. title and lose, then there goes Vince's master plan to bury the midcard roster." Vince (from an ear-mic): "Uhhhh you weren't supposed to say that." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg Eddie's "Push for 60 Days Card" was revoked for a "Become Hunter's Bitch for 60 Days" card. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg Heyman: "Oh jeez, you don't look anything like the ad." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Kurt was grossed out at Heyman's hand turning into jelly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg Kurt: "Now if you want to have the least amount of friction on the foreskin possible, you want to wrap your hand in tape like this. Lance Storm taught me that one." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg Eddie felt uneasy for his main event "initiation." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg Kurt: "There now was that so bad?" Eddie: "No wonder they call you 'Easy-squirt Kurt' in the locker room." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg Eddie's ass was in a lot of pain, but that was his punishment for being a legit champion. |
LOL! Some nice stuff there. Bonus points for the Disneyland allusion. :y:
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SON OF A BITCH!
I was working on captions when I accidentally hit something that sent me to my f</>ucking homepage. Goddammit... And I'm leaving town tomorrow until Thursday for Spring Break, so this was my last chance at captions for a while. GODDAMN SON OF A MOTHER****ING BITCH! Sorry. I'm all better now. :) Stupid f</>ucking computer... |
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Following Torrie and Sable's success in playboy, Eddy is asked to be cover-boy for "Prison Bitch" magazine http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg Halfway through the match, you could actually see Hardcore Holly's main event status slip out of his hands OR Sometimes, Bob Holly just needed a group hug http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg WWE debuted the world's first Siamese Tag-Team. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg Definition of frustration: being unable to enjoy your frosty beverage because some miscreant has superglued your chest and elbows to the ring ropes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg Brock had a drinking problem. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg "Hey, why is this quadbike fitted with stirrups?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg Not knowing his own strength, Scotty shoved his hand through Doug Basham's chest http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg Kurt tried his best to tell his Aunt Lobelia that he LOVED the sweater she'd got him for christmas. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg Chavo's new finisher involved him increasing the gravitational pull on his opponent's part of the ring so they stuck to the floor and couldn't move. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg Position 124 in the HHH guide to pleasurable gay sex: The Jolly Pretzel. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg "Yes, Paul, there IS spinach between two of your molars. Want some floss?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg Tajiri knew he should be concentrating on the match, but DAMN that referee was hot http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg Hugging Practice was not going well. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg THe finish came when Chavo Guererro increased the gravitational pull on a boeing 747 in the sky above the arena and dropped a half naked businessman on Rey's head. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg Despite radical changes in their appearance, the Simon & Garfunkel reunion tour was a hit! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg Realising he sucked as a wrestler, A-train went into business as a masseur. Here he sorts out a strained muscle in John Cena's foot. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg As soon as HHH walked into the room, Cena knew what he had to do. It was the first Thursday of the month, time to "pay his dues" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/18.jpg The image change didn't help. The crowd still hated the siamese tagteam. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg when Cena had said "I'd rather be strung up by my pinky fingers than wrestle A-Train again" he didn't expect WWE to take him at his word. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg When Big Show said "I'd rather eat my microphone than defend the US title this week" he didn't expect WWE to take him at his word. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg The photo shoot for "Prison Bitches" was such a hit that Eddy agreed to appear in "Prison Bitches 2: this time we drop the soap" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg Paul Heyman was justly famous for his "incontinent vulture" impersonation http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg Just another thursday night for the WWE Male Model Society http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg After a minor brain aneurysm, Kurt Angle was only just learning how to shake hands again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg Eddy learns of the plans for him to drop the title to Stephanie. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg Knowing who he loses the belt to, Eddy loses the will to live and flings himself onto the concrete floor. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg "She pins me? CLEAN? I can't go on..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg "For the last time, Eddy, I don't want to do a double page spread with you for Prison Bitches! Don't make me get the Frost Giant to punk you out again!" |
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Hey, look... It's Lamuella!
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I'm making a special guest appearance in the runup to Wrestlemania
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Holy Sh**... Lammy doing Captions. Am I hallucinating here???
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Yes.
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I spiked the kool-aid.
Lammy's dead, mothafukka! |
LOL, I was just about to type "It must be from all the kool-aid I was drinking before" after you put "YES"
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