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Homeboy Elijah Burke of the WCE scared shitless
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WCE :lol:
And obviously, Elijah wasn't serious. He's not scared of anything, besides maybe gaining a clean victory over CM Punk. |
WOW. Moreso directed to the host's ignorance of his guest star rather than Burke's reaction.
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Burke and the ghost hunter are going through the house when all of a sudden a far-off sound gets their attention, growing louder and louder...
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I only caught the last hour of the show, and even then I was distracted by my bamtark board, but that host was a total goober. He looked like a metrosexual that dressed as a greaser for Halloween. And yes, to paraphrase, the "Elijah Burke, of the WCE, heard something that sent homeboy running down the all - all alone," line was the pinacle of ignorant hosting. I kind of assumed the cue card guy intentionally wrote "ECW" backwards to make the guy look stupid -- but he didn't really need the assist.
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Elijah Burke would punch a ghost out
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:lol: WCE :rofl:
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LOL @ WCE. lol, was Burke even holding a cell phone
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Is it pathetic that I know Cena's theme by heart?
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lol, but do you know every single one of his cd's songs by heart? cuz i do
pathetic |
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I think the host just mis-spoke. It was live, after all. He said "ECW" properly many times before the blunder.
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Do I smell a Burke v Boogen fued?
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I'd prefer a Burke and Boogen tag match, opposite the team of Speech Therapist and Fired. With any luck, the latter would win.
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lol homeboy dropped his cell phone
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Grant Wilson, Jason Hawes, Steve Gonsalves, Brian Harnois, Dustin Pari, Dave Tango>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elijah Burke.
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Elijah Burke > Blitz
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lolllllllllllllll just watching the full show. They must have left Elijah's mic on or something, because he wasn't on screen but you could hear him talking. He was talking about the Diva Search. Called it "dumb as dirt" lolllllll.
I bet he gets fired. |
It wasn't a mistake, Burke actually turned up at the wrong wrestling promotion and has been "The Elijah Express" in WCE for the past few months.
Apparently the guy was playing around with the hosts on purpose. Burke is the man. Anyone who calls themselves "The Black Pope" is fine in my books. Burke really needs a gimmick where he drives a bus called "The Elijah Express" around America, getting lost, fighting ghosts, and performing exorcisms as "The Black Pope." Ratings, I tell ya. |
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I'd wager that an exaggeration.
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"The Greatest Person to Ever Live" Elijah Burke |
Elijah Burke>God
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Two words: Best Ever
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:roll: I get the feeling Burke is on his way to being TPWW's next Muhammed Hassan.
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i was LOL'ing at the white guy saying " Homeboy ".
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k, so I watched that clip, guy doesn't look like Burke. He has the same hair but he his face doesn't look like Burkes
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Nah he sucks
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