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IWC Rulebook
Rule #1: Every wrestler, promotion, booker and announcer is to either be overrated or underrated.
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Rule#2: Perceived quality is directly influenced by the number of people watching it.
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Rule #3: It's always Vince's fault.
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Rule #4: Anybody under 250 lbs must be great. |
Rule #5: Never give a jobber the mic
First rule of the IWC, dont talk about the IWC |
Crossrine, that would be more along the common laws of the promotions, the IWC usually cries for more mic time for worthless talent.
Rule #6: Every new guy must be either the future or worthless. |
Rule #7: If a lower-carder has been with a promotion over 7 years and never amounted to anything, it is because he was held down and could have been the best ever.
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Rule #8: You must take a side regarding Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart. Indifference is not an option.
Rule #8 - Addendum: And you must bring up your stance at any issue or mention of Michaels, Hart, DX, Hart Foundation, Sharpshooter, Montreal, Survivor Series, Canada, Canada Sucks, Canada Rocks, etc... |
Rule #9: Someone being a complete and utter asshole backstage is only a bad thing if you don't like them in-ring.
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Rule #10: You must know the backstage politics and the atmosphere better than those who actually live it.
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Rule 11- It is possible to book a company without thinking about payroll, egos, or logic. Arm chair booking works.
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Rule #12: Whoever is Champion needs to drop the belt at the next PPV
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Rule #12 Addendum: But after current guy drops the belt, the next guy should have a couple month run...
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Rule 13: Vince owns everything.
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Rule 14: Jericho is God.
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Rule 15: ROH > puroresu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *
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Rule 16: Saying your name twice in succession qualifies as having godly mic skills.
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Rule 17: A man killing his family in real life generates no heat since it was not a part of a storyline.
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Rule 17 Addendum: said dead bodies also generate no heat... mostly because they're dead.
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(that was my KK-esque post of the year)
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Rule #18 - Never mention a certain date around Kane, You may be subject to the worst 2 hours of your life.
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Rule #19 It wasn't Snitsky's fault.
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Rule #20: Anyone holding the belt for more than 6 months is the new Hulk Hogan
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Rule 21: The dirt sheets are always right, regardless of the evidence to the contrary, so long as they say what I want to hear.
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Rule 22: Cena wins
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Rule 23: Thou shall be sent to OVW before debuting if signed from the indies, regardless of talent or popularity
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Rule 23b: Then thou that are talented shall be sent to heat, and disappear into obscurity.
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Rule #24: The business can ONLY be saved by The Rock or Chris Jericho.
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Rule #25: The WWE should listen to the small number of fans who make up the IWC, not the majority of fans who do not.
Rule #26: It's fine to watch PPVs on the internet. This is no way harms the companies involved. |
Rule #27: The more obscure and unknown a promotion is inversely proportionate to how much better they are than WWE. (For example, no one has heard of RoH, therefore thay are infinitely better than WWE.)
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Rule #28: Anybody who was good in smaller promotions who isn't instantly received as a god in WWE is been held back, told to change their style, or being forcibly watered down.
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Rule #29: If they are from Canada or Japan they are instantly awesome.
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Rule #30: The wellness policy consist of 3 strikes, and no balls.
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Rule #31: One or two losses after a debut streak is considered a burial.
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Rule #32: Weak Looking Finishers Hurt 2x
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Rule #33: The IWC is simultaneously small and insignificant, yet substantial enough to ruin the business.
Rule #34: If a wrestler you have promoted for years fails to live up to your hype, it's WWE's fault. 34A: This applies even if he's not in in WWE. |
Rule #35: Only one black wrestler will ever win the WWE Championship.
35A: The Rock doesn't count. 35B: John Cena does. |
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