Fuck the following people
 

Lex Luger- If I need to talk about why I dislike Lex Luger, then you were not a fan of Liz. I'm the kind of person who'll blame one's friends for what happened to someone. If Luger didn't do drugs then Liz would still be alive today.

Vince Russo- Russo is to storyline writing storylines as Paul Heyman is to writing checks. If that man was kept on a ball and chain he could be awesome. That's why DX and Austin 3:16 were great. Russo was kept on a all and chain.

Paul Heyman- Heyman is to writing checks as Vince Russo is to writing storylines. Heyman was one of the few men who in the past 10 years, be it ECW, WWE, or WCW, put me on the same level as the "It's Still Real To Me Damnit" guy. If he could write checks then ECW would be bigger than TNA could ever wish.

Jeff Jarrett- Be it TNA, WCW, WWF, NWA, or whatever, I've always disliked Jeff Jarrett.

Paul Roma- As much as I hate Luger, Roma was the worst Horsemen.

Mark Henry- If I need to say more you haven't been watching WWE for the past five years.

More to come later on.

Orton should be in the same class as henry. Oh for the love of sauerkraut fire both of them now!

Fuck the Great Khali. I can't believe hes been World Champion. Fucking terrible.

On the main page I saw "Fuck the following people hulkamania320"

and I thought "yeah."

I honestly forgot Khali was champion. Like seriously, I did. Wow. Fucking joke.

khali>cena

Fuck Triple H. Good wrestler, but if that man takes over developmental, you might as well just quit and become a real carny.

I'd like to point out that bad financial skills were far from Heyman's only problems. I often forget that in my markish appreciation for what he did, but Heyman was often a hit or miss booker.

Of course, he seems all the better in hindsight, especially when we're up against TNA and WWE's own hit-or-miss booking (Well, except minus the hit part).

Still, if we're being radically honest right now, as seems to be the spirit of the thread, it has to be said.

Oh, just STFU. Seriously, you REALLY think that Khali is better than Cena. Only reason anyone around here hates Cena is because he was jammed down our throats for 2 years like he was Hogan in the 80's. Before that, alot of people had a major hard on for him because the fucker is entertaining, but got a little stale after awhile.

Khali on the other hand has never been entertaining in my opinion. I can't name one match of his I sat through other than his one at Mania, an I think I walked out on that one too. He has no mic skill, no wrestling skill, and no sign of charisma. Only thing he's got going for him is he's over 7" foot.

Vince McMahon- Another hit and miss booker, though with enough business skill to get where he is today. Only thing I truely hate about him is he tends to use stuff he likes rather than his fans. He will occasionally appease the fans with they what, but will eventually whore that out to his vision as well.

Stephanie McMahon- Fuck you

Triple H- As said before, good wrestler but fucker has an ego that deserves a major kick in the balls.

Dixie Cater- Bimbos shouldn't be in charge of a product they have no idea about, expecially when they look from help from...

Jeff Jarret- At least Triple H is a good wrestler.

Chyna- I don't even feel like looking for reason here...she can just go fuck herself with a chainsaw.

The Jews-Damn you and your Jew Gold.

No, but seriously:

TNA Management-Fuck you for thinking that what you're putting on TV is in any way good.

WWE Management-Fuck you for basically fueling Vince's ego and continuing to push a bad product. Specific fuck yous to Steph and Trips for pushing for what they want and "screw the fans."

Warrior-Fuck you for making wrestling and wrestling fans look worse than Benoit. At least Chris had the decency to kill himself, so he wouldn't be ridiculed on the news for years.

Chyna: Fuck you for being Warrior without a dick.

Carnies: Fuck you for your failure to adapt.

Ok, can anyone tell me a booker that hit all the time over a long peroid of time? Really?

And if I were to take any stint of Heyman booking to be in awe of, it would be when he was booking some of the best TV this century on Smackdown, shame it was less than a year

Paul Heyman's hype.

Liz chose her own damned path in life. It's her own fucking fault she overdosed.

Yeah, I'm really sick of that "this person got that person hooked and that's why they're dead." Unless Luger held Elizabeth down and injected her to get her hooked, then she made her own damn choices that led to her own death.

I would add: fuck you for having the opportunity to create a real wrestling alternative in your hands and pissing all over it by becoming WCW2. And then not washing afterwards.

*insert "Chyna has/had a penis" joke here*

Yeah, that's why I didn't say "for being a female Warrior."

That one would just be too easy. :D

Fuck the fallowing people...

Bret Hart - Fuck Bret Hart.

Teddy Hart - Fuck Teddy Hart.

Whoever writes TNA currently - I want you to get fucked the same way you fuck one of the best rosters in wrestling history.

Fuck Kliq Haters - Why you gotta be a hater? Fuck you.

Yea, fuck Teddy Hart.

He thinks hes a star and the most exposure he's had is WSX. What an asshole.

Fuck Bret Hart for claiming he cares about the fans and that he's "good now" and over shit.
Fuck him for being such a pussy 5th grader that he wouldn't let Shawn Michaels and his family sit in the crowd for his HOF induction. Sounds like the kid who doesn't let one kid come to the birthday party.

Fuck Hogan

and Fuck Benoit

and fuck whoever booked Terry Funks retirement show for leaving Dennis Stamp off the card.

No one could have had a better match with Dory Funk Jr. than him, so that hurts.

YOU SCREWED BRET! YOU SCREWED BRET!

Fuck Sascha for Hassaning my ALLEYAAAAAA...

Come on...at least get it right...

What's wrong with Paul Roma?

I don't have a problem with HHH

Paul Roma didn't do anything wrong. Other than maybe being Paul Roma.
It's not his fault though, that's their fault for putting him in there.
It's like when people take it out on Cena that he's champ for a year.
He's expected to not go along with that position in his job?
So you're the janitor and you're not supposed to take the promotion to CEO because you want to be liked more?
Blame booking.

Fuck Steve McMichael.

Fuck Don West

You know, I could probably make a list of 20 people who are exempt, and say fuck the rest.

I don't recall Jericho ever saying that he was gonna turn wrestling around. If you're gonna accuse anyone of that you need look no further than this board. It's hardly his fault if some of these guys get carried away!

(Unless you were saying that in a tounge-in-cheek way, in which case, ignore the above)

Fuck Brock Lesnar - I hope Mir breaks your fucking neck.

fuck everyone who has had anything to do with booking, development etc. the last couple of years...you made me lose my interest in wrestling :rant: