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Let's name all of JR's cliches.
1. Bowling Shoe Ugly
2. Running like a scalded dog. |
Getting beat like a government Mule
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would "*is brought to the point of orgasm by Stone Cold*" count?
Cause Santino said it was so |
3. Government Mule
4. Slobberknocker |
Scalded like a scallop.
inb4 PUPPIES BBQ SAWCE AND PUPPIES |
Booger Red
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BAHGAWD!
BROKEN IN HALF! Crazier than a coon-skin hat! |
"He's like a one-legged man in an ass kick'in contest."
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About as effective as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Quicker than a hiccup. Like a big XFL kick (back when they were promoting that). |
(about whatever) ain't made of chocolate folks!
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'I've seen better looking car wrecks'
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"SOUP BONES!"
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"He's stomping a mud hole and walking it dry!"
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"(insert wrestler) is the best pure athlete in the WWE"
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"Business is about to pick up"
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The point of this was to count them and see how many there were. Guess I should have made that clear.
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Do you think he is at home or backstage and thinks of these things. Like he's by himself and quietly yelling them out loud.
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Something about a turnbuckle not being covered in BBQ sauce
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Check this videop out on youtube its HILARIOUS its jim ross rapping :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwKoh4QfXss |
Yeah, we've seen that... like a year go.
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(insert wrestler) is nuttier than a pet coon
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"He's tougher than a $2 steak"
"...and you talk about a restaurant-quality beatdown..." |
"Hell Fire and Brimstone!!!!!"
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Rob Van Dam has some educated feet.
One went to Harvard, The other To Yale. |
This match is like being in a series of head-on car crashes.
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"DAMN FOREIGNERS!"
I'm sure he's said it a lot. |
These men look like they were involved in a train wreck.
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that no good s.o.b
quick as a hiccup |
satan himself : in reference to vince
billion dollar princess: stef needs to be taking to the woodshed jezzabell |
Rainbow Haired warrior
He mentions that everyone has an unorthodox style. It is pretty cliche for JR to mix up who is in the match and not know the name of a move, if that counts. |
Oh, which ever title is on raw is always the "Richest prize in the game."
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STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
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"That's the Dubbya Dubbya Eee for ya, folks."
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He has such a big heart.
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my god, look at the strength of Cena! Shades of the late great(some dead wrestler). He's busted wide open. Thats gotta do it...1,2!..no..cena kicked out! Not like this, not like this (when a heel wins with some illegal move)
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An older one:
"My Mother just fainted." Back when his mother was still alive, after some racy segment. |
Smoke thru a keyhole.
Seriously...that makes no fucking sense. |
"Twist of fate!"
*Usually said after Jeff Hardy does the Whisper in the Wind. |
My favourite was when he once said a move would give some a lacerated spleen.
For fucks sake, what does that even mean? |
this thread is amazing
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