Straight Shooting with Inno (13k)
 

13,000 posts and most of them spamming in RAW threads.

Post here and ask me anything wrestling related, and I'll answer. Anything from "how awesome Bryan Danielson is?" to "who would win in a fight between HBK and Kevin Nash?"

PS, you'll get some rep love

Explain in two words or less why Bryan Danielson is so terrible that no mainstream wrestling company has intrest in him, and why the IWC keeps sucking his cock.

Also, ROH is to Mainstream Wrestling as Indie is Mainstream Music.

Answer both of the sample questions.

His choice

If this were a bizarro universe, what subject would we all be posting about?

Danielson can make anybody look good in a match, constantly improving, pretty much the man

The planet Earth cannot contain this match alone. No ring in the universe can hold the force of the Nash knees in the corner, or the chin music. Existence itself would end before a finish would occur.......

Why HBK can't get over the San Antonio Screwjob while Bret Hart and his fellow Clit members (Bret Hart, Benoit, Davey Boy, and HHH (he'd get in there somehow)) run Nitro with an iron fist.

Vince McMahon would be run out of business, while promoting Hosses Gone Wild on the side.

About how awesome Jeff Hardy is on the mic and how The Rock can't cut a promo to save his life.

How Inno has spammed the SmackDown thread, duh :roll:

'k, here's my question!
Just how fucking stupid is Marty Jannety? Jumping through a glass window only works in cartoons and action movies.

I reckon Xero's suggestion deserves it's own thread...rather than us hijacking Inno's.

What do you think?

I think someone who isn't me bumps the scenes from a hat thread again, damnit!

Who will save WCW?

Good Idea...I'll support it

who in the blue hell are you and stop jacking my thread

Usually before death your life flashes before your eyes. Well At that moment (Marty's career death) Shawn's career flashed before his eyes. Marty, not being able to take the notion of being THAT GUY, jumped through the window

Duh, Russo :roll:

That was my point. I didn't want to jack your thread.

What would happen if CM Punk's and Chris Hero's genes were somehow spliced and formed some sort of super wrestler.

A straight-edged lanky wrestler who is in a stable with Larry Sweeney, Sara Del Ray, Bobby Dempsey, Tank Toland, Colt Cabana, and Ace Steele. An intense striker who is also a chickenshit heel, and all the matches would go 90 minutes.

Who would win a dancing contest between Ernest Miller and Norman Smiley?

Would a 60 minute Iron-man match between Lita and Kelly Kelly be really "That Bad"?

Which is better, tits or ass?

I mean, uh, Test or Albert?

Wait, I'm all confused now.

What's your thoughts on one Rainbow Haired Warrior?

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Bret Hart: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

BTW, congrats on 13,000, Inno :wave:

Favorite match of all time...

Will TNA ever stop being so....WCW like?

Congrats Man

Will Scott Hall ever get off the sauce?

Scot Hall isn't on the sauce
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I spent too much time trying to find that

Screaming Norman, hands down

Worse than the ironman between Great Collie and Giant Gonzalez

Tits, and Albert

I like Jeff Hardy. He has his own unique moves and is one of the best sellers WWE has right now.

THE CLIT IS REAL

I'll break it down into companies
NWA - Flair vs. Steamboat 2/3 Falls
ECW - Malenko vs. Guerrero 2/3 Falls
WCW - Rey vs. Eddie Halloween Havoc 97
ROH - tie Low Ki vs. KENTA, Final Battle 2005, American Dragon vs. Nigel McGuiness (pick one, they're all great)
TNA - 3 way Fallen Angel vs. AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe, 1st one
WWE - Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Royal Rumble 2003

Only when they remove Jeff Jarrett's head from his own ass

In mother Russia, sauce gets off you

Hmm where do I start

-First wrestling show I was at live was Wrestlemania X, so I saw the greatness of Scott Hall and HBK in person

-I was at Mania XI to see HBK and Nash steal the show

-HBK is the goods

-HHH will take over WWE, yet be WWE's saving grace as he'll keep the wrestling part going

-X-Pac was one of the first guys to bring high-flying to the US

-I have a pic of me and Big Sexy when he was the WWF champ

-No one can outdrink Scott Hall

When will Snitsky clean his teeth?

When will Matt Hardy actually wrestle at a ppv?

When Meltzer gives him a 4 star match

Wrestlemania, he'll wrestle MVP with Hardy's appendix in the corner of MVP

BTW the multi-quote feature is tits

Which is the more unlikly couple in real life

Balls/Kelly Kelly or Christy Hemme/Lance Hoyt?

Hemme/Hoyt, for a few reasons

-A girl like Kelly Kelly probably was awkward at one point in time, and probably dated an ugo. She also probably has the self-confidence of an internet Star Trek geek, so a guy like Balls dating her isn't too farfetched.

-Hemme is just stupid hot and has been her entire life probably. Lance Hoyt is a stupid talentedless hobo who deserves absolutely nothing.